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OK here we go - this is BLZbub, live from the gates of the hot place. As you all know, I have a devilish opinion on most things.
First of all to John and Gary O'Brien - You can ease up on the 'S' word. That is not the problem. Last year everything was delayed because of the snow. This year the start was held up because of ((me and a couple of thousand other people could hardly believe the announcement)) !!! TABLE DRESSINGS !!!
Perish the thought that the poor highly strung VIPs (gawd bless em') should have to sip their first glass of chilled chablis from a glass which had been sitting on a 'bare table' (OMG!!!! think of the damage the bacteria could do to those delicate little tummies)
Meanwhile, me and the rest of the riff-raff, and all of those dedicated and fine fine fighters, were kept waiting.......... NOT GOOD!
Incidentaly, I and my little group of vagabonds meandered through the table area on our way out, and counted not 1, not 10, but 17 empty half litre Buckfast bottles. Seems that the dreaded 'Stanklick' now has VIP approval. Next thing you know, we'll see HRH swigging a bottle in the back of her Roller while cruising the roads around Balmoral.
What a prime example of unquantifiable fuddery!
Anyway, to get back to my original point. Last year SNOW - this year TABLE DRESSINGS. You see the link guys - mention any colour of the rainbow, yer Mauve, yer Puce, yer Pastel Pink, but don't mention the 'W' colour. That's yer Voodoo Hoodoo!!!!!!!!!!!
In fact, next show, instead of the normal T&A ring girls, I recommend a pair of 'Wicca' girls to chase the bad vibe away. (I can put you in touch if you're struggling - free service)