LMAO Rich...that was funny mate

....but does show a great understanding of red bull drinking scoring which as you know is holistic, all about maintaining position... particularly after a few cans, and certainly not just about the number of cans drunk but also the way in which they are drunk and their overall effect...which can be determined in a number of ways...the number of piss stops included in that(as Colin hints at in his post).

Colin will no doubt go on to point out that it is not simple an accumulation of cans that counts but is the about the story of the interaction of the two drinkers...when one drinker drinks effortlessly and the other pulls a face at the next can, has an influence...even looking like he could 'down' a can effortlessly when his opponent is struggling to drink the last can, can be considered important. although it is sometimes difficult to articulate, when you have watched lots of red bull drinking, you get a real feel for it.

I would add even though there are subtleties, we must no forget it is a red bull drinking contest after all... forget all your previous experiences of drinking other drinks and it is straightforward...even a child can understand....although I sm sure we all would agree they should only consume decaf red bull themselves.

...Sandy now I know I am as mad as you are mate.