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Farhad
Posted: 2002-10-26 13:22:30
Taweez Do practitioners like to smoke the "wisdom weed" also known as the sacred herb for spiritual strength and courage and also for releasing them from pain and fear.

Masters of taweez do are recommended to watch certain (swedish/german/dutch) channels on Sky tv for spiritual guidance.

A practitioner of taweez do should have a diet rich in ghee and red meat for the strength and power it gives them.

The "Eid sheep" was last seen last Eid (the festival on the end of ramadan) and was sacrificed immediately , last thing i heard of it it was served up in a naan bread in the form of a "lamb tikka " kebab at the famous takeaway called kebabish.

Masters of Taweez Do will commonly beat their students with sticks in the mosque if they make mistakes or if theyre seen over fraternising with white girls round town :P

Like i said Fahad was actually learning the secret art of taweez do at his house with the "hazrat" peer saab from india. Much of fahads training consisted of trying to see through his own bedroom wall which seemed to be a little bit too hard for fahad (fahad obviously doesnt watch enough swedish porn and certainly doesnt smoke any of that sacred herb). Thats probably why he still cant see through walls. Mr Hazrat peer saab got frustrated with trying to teach fahad this mystical art and has shot off back to india.
Althought rumour has it that the british weather was weakening his super spiritual powers, and as a result he was losing the ability to fly.

LOL!!!

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