? the new hoff ?

- Dr Cox
- 13th Duke of Wichester
- Swiss Toni
- Hoff

I think your getting the jist.....


:)

Thirteenth duke of Wimborne

apologies for these...

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How did you get those? They were destined for my exhibition in the spring. Now you've ruined the surprise. It is I with a wig!

Oh well? Any one want of these signed I'll gladly do it. I know that Mr Caddon (correct spelling....believe me) has some on his bedroom wall.

Caddon...From the latin cannonade. Small but effective industry standard muzzle loading, powder charged gun from the mid fiteenth century.Small but deadly.
Cadden...from the latin Cad den. An earth and straw hiding place for a less than lawful character of ill repute and small genital region.

Caddon it is!

Yours Truly

Wimborne-cox-Hoff
13th Duke

Although the true origins are gaelic, I will let you off with the latin version you want to use.... :)

i feel at this stage I oughtta point out my todgers a touch bigger than the frog image so kindly donated by my fans from the west midlands....I try not to mention size as a rule! boom boom!

the tod commends you! :) lol

i know its a bit random, but came across this.

"Hello, is it Tea your looking for?"

lionel rich tea

lol yeah

FYI: McCadden
Irish and Scottish: Anglicized form of Gaelic Mac Cadáin ‘son of Cadán’, a rare surname from County Armagh; or of Mac Adáin or Mac Aidín, both based on a diminutive of the personal name Adam.

Not a small cannon then? Or a dirt hut? Thought Id got that spot on

LOL...I will not be so touchy about being a small canon, on top of being "Richard" (Lionheart/Great leader) as well....makes a pretty good "fight name"

LOL

lol

toning "the guns"!!!!!


lol

this is just wrong..

A flying Hoff! With hair just for the one gig!

Dave...tried to get you on your "radio pager" but it doesnt seem to be working?

Typical of modern technology!

LOL....i was talking to him about this poster last night....strange thing is...he can still remember the actual number!

:)

i had that fucking pager for nearly five years. all laughing apart i can remember the first mobile phones.

hey wot you digging me out for yer bastard at least i can can still jump!

i just cant brush my fucking hair.

I can jump and brush my hair......................nearly all over.

Right then you bastard you asked for it. A slight change of plan for your Kick4Cancer. Eric will fight you rounds 1 to 5. THen You get to fight rounds 6 to 11 with the Right Said Fred tribute band!!!

:) what rules are rounds 6-11? Prize-fighting rules? :)




I saw that "White Said Fred Tribute Band" on the Daz advert last night.
Burst out laughing!

London Prize ring rules will apply. So round 6 could be a long one......weapons are allowed. Guitars, Cleavers, Bats, Drum Kits the lot

are combs and brushes aloud?

Like the "Gangs of New York" mass brawls?

A fish gutting hook would nice to use.

I cant type today, Im fucked.

i will be looking for an early KO so will be using a Glock 9mm. No body and I mean nobody mentions my folical disability and lives.

I will give £5 to the first person who gives me Richards Address. The humiliation is too much to bare. I must execute him gangsta stylee to send out an unequivacle message....No one disses the quiff!

Yea you can ask anybody at Peles gym for my address....................ask any ask the moss side lads ill let em know your interested he he.

I dare say its not the 1st or the last time Dave will have had a visit from some compadres from that side of the hills!



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Dave...were you able to carry your first mobile phone around for long periods of time without assistance.... The above was mine

If I remember rightly wasnt this yours?

I had a nokia transportable too. It was cool in a house brick kinda way. The red box it went in was far too heavy for my house servants so I designed a smaller unit. In fact the kind you see today. i also developed a propulsion unit for NASA space programme, a heatinf facilty for residents of siberia and the rip open crisp packet.

I am a genius. but the brain work has had an effect on my hair. it fell out!

you also worked for ythe BBC telling kids stories at 4.30 on Jackanory

your point baldy?

LOL Dave J!

Was just gonna post them pix you sent me Dave...but then realised I had deleted them. Oopps! Nevermind.

:)

now that would be funny. top class fone porn. girls all over england would have them as screen savers.

Mind you the gym in the back grounds an absolute shit hole aint it?

I never save MALE porn on my phone....but I have got some stuff to bluetooth ya at Skens! LOL

That gym didnt look that bad....It was the dodgy geezer in nike sports wear and a backwards flat cap that lowered the tone!!!! ha ha ha ha