Following from the line of conversation that eventuated from the thread titled "Stan's Retirement Fight"

I would like to announce the Inaugural AX Discussion Board Male Beauty Pageant devoted to the amateur and professional kickboxers and enthusiasts of this world....

I am your judge... The Messenger...

Entry is free...

Gentlemen, just post your pictures on this discussion board and myself and the female visitors will judge the winner just like the winner is determined in a Miss Universe contest...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'd post my picture...I just don't want to make all the other guys look ugly. Ahem.

C'mon Mt... Don't be shy!

i kinda look like jerome without the muscles.

how do i rank so far?

Is there a dress section of the pageant? I look really good in a dress.

ah comon guys,
play fair,
if you don't want to put a picture up of yourself, find a really bad one of somebody else on AX and put their picture up :-P

just give us some pictures to oogle and drool over,
either topless or in a dress, it is really up to you.

Here is a picture of Kirk...and his other brother Kirk


Here is Mark L.


and here is long lost Brian R.


Here I am on my birthday...notice the back hair.

hehe,
kirk and kirk look like they could fight a good fight,
but don't think anyof them are winning the padgent!

So what does matt look like??

Hey, i'm sure i woken up next to the two Kirk's one or two mornings.
They had dresses on the night before, they were sisters weren't they?

Wait, which ones Kirk?


Hey, that one of me is bad lighting ok...and someone computer dubbed in the free Kevin sign(he pays just like everyone else).


Hey, Brians pic is right out of an old year book of his...I've seen it before(he pays too).

hahaha ! you lot "mad" as "! top one team ! hahaha ! lol ! sandy too ugly to go here too holt ! u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

I DARE ANYONE GUY TO PUT A REAL PICUTRE OF HIMSELF ON THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!

i seem to remember unicorn putting a picture up a while ago. he was wearing spandex too.

Here is a picture of training in Okinawa (notice the AX shirt!!!)

So far Matt's winning the contest... (only by default)

I'll offer a prize (personally)

If we get more participants!

Matt, just looking at all the fried food and beer mate...don;t think I will take any dietary advice from you! hehe

Matt,
Is it my eyes playing tricks or is the guy in the background carrying a table away?

Paul

Never mind the table, someones trying to sneak the drink while Matts distracted (putting the white powdery looking stuff on his hand?).

Whats the prize if you win!!

Not saying I would win :( Just interested in the prize(is it an AX t-shirt)

matt about to slam tequilla??
that your wife beside you?

Do we get one of you in a dress next?
:-P

The lady in the picture is not my wife. My wife is in the pink shirt on my left.
I don't know if they were trying to steal a table. I think that is what the back of the bench seats look like.
I hated tequilla the next morning.

hhhmmm whos got a scanner....? Might have a drinking one somewhere-in a dress too. :P

I'll post one of you Mark...just have to find it again.

guess which AXer this is.

Is that Mike Miles?

nope.

My buddy Mark L.........

same same

Sure is. I'm keeping the dress picture for myself ;)

what is that on your instructors neck? Looks like a bandage or something...

hehe, that was a while back :) Feb '98 I think

my first fight with elbows, first 5 rounder 3min for that matter...got stopped...got about 2.5 days in Japan though :) I did ok, was winning, but was a little over matched...was doing well though in all likelyhood I would have started to get beat. Fun trip, Thanks Kirk(Mo's Gym) for helping set it up.

I was actually out on my feet for a couple seconds but no one knew...I think my trainer saw something in my eyes(like that I had been out or concosion or what ever) and that helped him decide to stop it(the doc had called him over to decide on the cut). I was ok to go but it was probably a good call as i was out matched...though its nice to think what could've gone well.

They wanted to stitch me up right away but Ramba/Somdet was up next and I didn't want to miss that so I got bandaged up, looked rediculace and watch Ramba fight before I got stitched. 8 stitches...only time I've gotten stitches.

everyone asks whats with my trainers neck too...there salampas(spel?) those medicated plaster things you put on bruises or what ever

he was sick

amazing what differance lighting can make huh? :P

amazing what difference a good clean shave can make too :-P

LOL

Hey Mark ...is that Song at the back? Look like him.

Lollo,

Yup, that's Ajarn Song :)

Mike

Dan G, you wanna put a picture up of yourself, or you want me to use the ones i got on sunday????

tee hee!

Here is a pic from when i was a baby. I won a baby contest with this picture my mum took. Mum use to tell me a was the best looking kid on the street, only thing was we lived on a farm and there was no other kids around for miles, least she didnt lie.

Ohhhh those big blue eyes, can make any woman's heart melt

Have you changed much, John?

LOL

You from Oz Wayne? :P

Ok, this is me at 5 y.o.
Any girl wanna date ? I didn't grow up much more since though :))

I was snoozing a little in this photo but this one is the one i'm the least ashamed to show.

ok lets all join in and send photos of yourselves.then we'll judge.winner get beats up.

ok ! and how about one for smiling for the cmare / tooth paste advert style ! ?? hehehe haha ! i will try and send one ! ta sandy man ! u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

MEANT TO SAY "CAMERA" ! SOZ ! ok ! and how about one for smiling for the CAMERA/ tooth paste advert style ! ?? hehehe haha ! i will try and send one ! ta sandy man ! u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

unicorn, is this really what you looked like when you were a kid??
If so, i will happily have your babies, :-)
(but con't tell my boyfriend i said that, he might not be too amused!)

That's good of you Toot's.... he's got 6 of them. Maybe now he can get away for the week-end.

lol!

very good Col. i never thought of that!
Perhaps i should rephrase that.....
Or maybe i should just forget i said anything!

Infact, i wouldn't mind baby sitting, but there might be a problem getting them to my house!

Anywho, i'm off to hang my head in shame, and maybe do some pressups for rude thoughts :-)

YES GIRL YOU OWE ME A FEW !!!!!!! HEHEHE LO :))))))))))))))
SANDY MAN !

YES GIRL YOU OWE ME A FEW !!!!!!! HEHEHE LO :))))))))))))))
SANDY MAN !

DAMN TRYING TO GET AN ATTACHMENT ON HERE ! SOOOOOORY !
SANDY MAN !

HOPE THIS COMES OUT ??/ "LOOKING FOR A JOB IN CANADA" ! ??
SANDY MAN !

HAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE SENT THE WRONG ONE !!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRR THAT WAS MEANT FOR MY "TOP 100" ! WOOOOOOOOPS ! HEHEHE ! :))))))))))))))))
HOPE THIS COMES OUT ??/ "LOOKING FOR A JOB IN CANADA" ! ??
SANDY MAN !

I thought that one was a little strange...the guy was too smart...then I realised he was from Canada. :P

I MENTIONED TO MY MATE ! that i wanted to go away ! and def: to either thailand again ( not been for years and years ! ) or japan ! somewhere with culture and temples and the such !! ive not had more than a day off in about 8 months ! too much training / teaching need a BREAK / HOL: so he sent me this !!!! hahaha flipin har !! ( thats what mates are for eh ???"!!! hahaha ! ) even more funny if you know my home town ! / i go to a big nightclub a lot and guess what its called.................... ?
yep the "TEMPLE" !
ta sandy man holt on "holiday" in / on a "TEMPLE" ! not............. ! i wish !
u.k.m.t.a. www.thaiboxing.co.uk

I MENTIONED TO MY MATE ! that i wanted to go away ! and def: to either thailand again ( not been for years and years ! ) or japan ! somewhere with culture and temples and the such !! ive not had more than a day off in about 8 months ! too much training / teaching need a BREAK / HOL: so he sent me this !!!! hahaha flipin har !! ( thats what mates are for eh ???"!!! hahaha ! ) even more funny if you know my home town ! / i go to a big nightclub a lot and guess what its called.................... ?
yep the "TEMPLE" !
ta sandy man holt on "holiday" in / on a "TEMPLE" ! not............. ! i wish !
u.k.m.t.a. www.thaiboxing.co.uk

DAMN DAMN ! DOUBLE DAMN !! SORRY ALL !! cant get it to take my attachments ! sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! sandy my attachmentless holt !! hahaha ! well ya didnt want to see my ugly mug on here anyway !! hahaha !

I did, Always good for a laugh.
take it easy on me!!
JWP

if i could i wiould ! mr attachments less holt !! ha ha ! oh stuff it ya can see me anytime on my website ! for a laugh ! :)
ta sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a go to:- www.thaiboxing.co.uk

Here's me at college with some girl on my floor. You can see im alot prettier than Matt:)

Wow, that girl has a short Marine haircut and wrestlers ear. hehe Pretty boy.

'...with some girl on my floor...'

I was wondering what I was gonna see when I pulled up the image. :)

hehe, i would have to charge for those :)

sandy holt has way too much time on his hands.now we all know what kind of stuff sandy checks out on the web.sicko!!sandy,i didnt know you were a marijuana smuggler??:)jk

Oi YENONESKI ! WATCH IT MATEY ! HAHA ! NARR YER WRONG THESE ARE WHAT I GET SENT ! YOU WOULDNT BELEIVE THE ONES ! THEY ARE WELL MAD !
AND I WISH I DID HAVE THE TIME ! 6 DAYS PER WEEK 50 WEEKS PER YEAR THAI-BOXING MIN: AND HEY ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ! 26TH: JULY ! "26" PLUS TAX HAHAHAHA ! YOU GUESS MY AGE ! ??? TA SANDY MAN P.S. NO BODY KNOWS ! NEITHER DOES ME ! HE HE :))) U.K.M.T.A
www.thaiboxing
my ugly mugs on here ! then place yer BETS !! ??? hahaha !

>ok lets all join in and send photos of yourselves.then we'll judge.winner get >beats up.

Ok, you asked for this. U'r gonna learn true humiliation.

This is me 100%, photo taken 5 days ago.

Me as a candidate for an underware fashion presentation.

(Again, no, I am no gay, I am lesbian !!!) And, anyhow, this shit (sorry, I meant casting :) pays a lot of $ if I'm gonna win so keep fingers crossed, it's not your ass afteral LOOLL :)

Me as a candidate for an underware fashion presentation.

(Again, no, I am no gay, I am lesbian !!!) And, anyhow, this shit (sorry, I meant casting :) pays a lot of $ if I'm gonna win so keep fingers crossed, it's not your ass afteral LOOLL :)

is that really you ?/unicorn ? your in good shape ! must be weights though ! ?
i will try to send mine ! here goes ( p.s. without EVER weights )

oops wrong one ! ........ this is what i meant ! the other was a pic / pose for a MARTIAL ARTYS MAG: "FIGHTERS" about 3/4 years ago ! ta sandy man ! hey i know im ugly ! but iam in shape ! at least you gotta give me that ? :p
sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

>but iam in shape ! at least you gotta give me that ?

Your sure you want me to say it ? After that all these guys will know we're lovers !!! :) j/K

ughhh (deep sigh) ok, your not ugly and you seem pretty in shape ... but I was expecting Mark L to answer to this ... LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL :)

And : yes this is 100% me, and I am not very much in shape, as weight lifting doesn't improve very much the cardio conditioning (and there's very little room for my own training in my super-busy schedule) but at least the heavies in the gym aynt shake my brains like in a blender when I hold pads for them :)

Mark, I am a moaning widow :) :) :)

Nice spandex! hehe
Keep those boys tight!

well i got some pictures of Dan G, Richard smith , Dave Jackson among others,
so they just better put nice photos of themselves up before i put bad ones up on there behalf ,
tee hee!!

Are we judging here on physque, faces, or personality.

and shouldn't we be asking you guys to say something about your lack of education and heartfelt wishes for world peice,
We also need a swimwear section, (unicorn i think yours will do for that).


oh, this is fun.
more pictures of half naked oiled up men please :-)

>and shouldn't we be asking you guys to say something about your lack of >education and heartfelt wishes for world peice

Well, I must say I sent the same pic to Bin Laden proposing him to be his prison husband. I will educate him about paranoiacs and serial killers being hidden gays. Mark, I think we need some stuff to help him be our punching bag. Like straps, chains, cuffs ... well, bondage training I mean :) I hope he will feel as well at the wrong end of the painful stuff as he feels now at the good one.

As for world peace this is a weird concept. Me making peace with stupidity, narrow-mindedness and "my shit shits on your shit" ideas, in whoever brains they'd occurr ...? Better me being the prison wife of a rhino !

I give half a point more for Sandy for the hair style...LOL!

How come you always say my name when you talk about gay shit!?

We all know thats Matts department. :P

And please guys that doesn't not mean we should hate our gay brothers or that they aren't people too(just ones with messed up sexual urges and are totally missing out on women...hey I guess thats ok...more for us to choose from).

Thats for you politically correct types and the types that will let these jokes develop into something worse and for you gays out there too, hey its meesed up but you guys are still peope.

lol

You mean.... even them need lovin too??? What your trying to say Mark? LOL!

lol

I guess they do...just behind closed doors please Matt and Alex. :P

unicorn ! nice body yep your in condition ! well done ! but come on i think its you on the CRACK ? does anyone understand that post under TOOTS's ?? or is it me ?? doh ! :0 :p
ta sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a
p.s. toots go on ! hehehe 1 bet you have some top pics: but dont let DAN see em ? he might sue you ! ? hehehe ( only joking DAN te he ! )

unicorn ! nice body yep your in condition ! well done ! but come on i think its you on the CRACK ? does anyone understand that post under TOOTS's ?? or is it me ?? doh ! :0 :p
ta sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a
p.s. toots go on ! hehehe ! bet you have some top pics: but dont let DAN see em ? he might sue you ! ? hehehe ( only joking DAN te he ! )
p.p.s unicorn NICE PLUMBING TOO ! hahaha ! no not in your cycling shorts ! ?under / behind you ! look down ! heheeheheheheeh ! :p

unicorn, i don't quite understand what you've written (kinda cryptic?), oh..except for - "mark i am a moaning widow".. and then after that, mark got all defensive, lolol...

and lollo - giving sandy a point for that hair style makes me concerned about your hair style! lol

vince...what about Sandy accusing Unicorn for being on the crack? What a cheek!If you ask me? Well....I think they are both on it. How did I pick it up? Because they always seemed to type the same post twice! he!he! LOL!

ha ha nice one LOLLO but the first was done in a rush ( spelling ?) no problems for you ! HAHA joking ! and yep the post off unicorn as i and vince said ?? was it cryptic ?? i thought it was me ?? what ya saying ? please translate ?
and back to LOLLO the 2 posts arnt !!!! the same have a look ! ? mmm hahaha ! and back to vince ! have you got any HAIR ??? you seem jealous of my mad ones ? you aint seen nothing ! thats a tame one ! ive had some of the maddest ! i will try and dig some out and send em ! youll laugh ! ta sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

Re: hairstyles, crack etc. the old saying applies - it takes one to know one, lol...hey sandy, i'm only 25, so yes i have hair, thus far anyway, hehe...and i am a looker! - according to the unbiased opinion of my wife that is..lolol

So we do have something else in common eh vince. Your wife says the same thing about me :o)

to the vinces ? will the real vince plaeas stand up ? :p LOL
sandy man holt u.k.m.t.a
www.thaiboxing.co.uk

p.s. where are you Vinces from ? which vince is which ??

Vince..don't make me talk 'bout yo mama now boy!!! ...and don't worry Sandy man - i am NOT canadian lol

>p.p.s unicorn NICE PLUMBING TOO ! hahaha ! no not in your cycling shorts ! >?under / behind you ! look down ! heheeheheheheeh ! :p

Look down, or bend down ...?
What are you trying to make me do ...? :P

As for gays being in need of love, the first time I figured I might have alternative options was when I heard 2 chicks in my gym saying that joke "why can't women find a good-looking, smart, nice and sexy man ? 'Cause all these are gays !". You figure about my utmost modesty ! :) LOL

Sorry vince, couldn't resist.

Sandy, I'm from British Columbia.

>unicorn, i don't quite understand what you've written (kinda cryptic?), >oh..except for - "mark i am a moaning widow".. and then after that, mark got >all defensive, lolol...

Ok, speaking a bit more serious (just a bit :)))

1. Dictatorial behavior is a sorta hidden gay manifestation. I don't speak about strong minded (stubborn) regular type , I mean guys like Bin Laden, Hitler, Pol Pot and the monsters alike. They start as shy and vulnerable persons, with a pathological innate sensitivity and shyness and are usually aware very soon in their lifes that their feelings are more male rather than female oriented. On the other hand accepting this as a mark of their inferiority is more than their endless vanity can bare, so the equation is "I am vulnerable, they are guilty". Again, this doesn't include the regular gay type (guys who become aware they are gay and live ok with this); actually those freaks only seldom engage in true gay relationships and they feel that being gay is not ok so everybody else is guilty. Hitler, Bin Laden and the kind were very misogynic and always trying to put women on a very low position in respect to male. They also praise machism and cruel behavior, being male for them being a prototype of the avenging character they want to be. So I reckon a prison with good deal of savage rape ordeals would be the right place for them. Because they are gays (hidden ones) but also they want everybody else (not only an intimate friend) at the wrong end of their ...
I suppose I am less cryptic now LOL

2. My relationship with Mark is neither offensive nor defensive (afterall he's a lightweight but still in shape so I reckon he can kick my old untrained ass :)
It is an IMPOSSIBLE one. He's at 4000 miles away so the only gay behavior between us is feasible under "Stargate" level of civilisation :)) (Like : "Mark, pls activate warp 1, my bedroom is ready" :)))

3. >How come you always say my name when you talk about gay shit!?

Well, Mark, it looks like you have something magnetic LLLLLOOOOOLLLLL j/k

And about being political correct - how can you say such things as gay shit, speaking of men in need of love by men ? I thought gays smell only like French perfumes :))))))))) :P

>I guess they do...just behind closed doors please Matt and Alex. :P

Oh, no ... we are not in the same weight division ... don't you have a trace of compassion ...? :P

4. >vince...what about Sandy accusing Unicorn for being on the crack?

I am not on crack, but, as I mentioned on the chat, I am close to heroin. My heroin (explanation : female term for "hero" - watch my "perfect" knowledge of English :P) is Xena LOL Her pic is hanged above my bed and in my dreams I am her gf :)) (Afterall her breasts and my pecs are both beefy LOL)

Unisex :)