Best chat up line.
Ok here goes in a nightclub spotted a fit woman on her way out managed to catch her up and whisper in her ear.
Get your coat love.............Ive got a knife.
Joke btw
terrible :-()
and best one is......
Not giving ya my secret away nah nah
Ya dont sweat much for a fat lass do ya love.
hahahahah
and .....
go up to a nice girl and give her a push....
when she says "dont do that"
say..... Can I Pull you Instead ? :-p
do that in scotland sandy and they dont say anything they just stab ye
lol hahahahaha bin Scotland 100 times! no they dont.... and you need to get out more lol
2 beautifull Bolton pushes
They your carers Sandyman ??? :-)
hahahahaha i wouldnt mind if they did and Green doesnt suit you and if a Muffin was green you wouldnt like that cake would you lol
and a few more Boltons best
eeeee its ard larfe in Bowton Chip barm land aiii :-p lol
sandy that one on the right needs to lay off the fake tan!
you tell her she a really nice lady serious.... you want her number to tell her?
To throw in a quote from Enter The Dragon which i think is suitable............
For me?
You shouldn't have
but,
I'll take you darling,
and you,
and you,
and
you.
Please understand, if I missed anyone,
it's been a big day. I'm a little tired.
Rotflmao
Hey I'm not casting any allusions on her character. She might be a friggin saint for all I know and care - she's just got WAAAAAAYYYY too much fake tan on!
my best chat up line is
do you like chicken love?cos my cock's foul (fowl)
lol
heard that some young model at a night club once asked Jack Nicholson if he wanted a dance. Without pausing he looked her in the eye and said "I had another verb in mind". Love that line but alas, I never get to use it.
haha mint am gonna use that one attitude
I once went up to a girl in a low cut dress and looked down saying: excuse me, your coming out of that dress.
I'm not she said!
You are later....... And it worked (no joke)
dont pinch yourself darling i am real.:)
Get in the van love ive got a knife.
Rotflmao
I once said to a bird. "I I call for a loaf will u do the bacon butties in morning?" she said "fuck off I'm a veggie" haha I still give her some sausage though so she wasn't a full veggie. Well, apart from wheel chair haha
Heard this one from a friend, her responce was to laugh in his face!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zip!!!
K
This one made me laugh!
I just had some skittles, wanna taste a rainbow?
K
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