serve up some IRONY ?

anything Ironic to share to make you think? and Laugh a little ? :-)

ok i will start ya off



the man who wrote the Book on Death / dieing...........

hes still ALIVE :-/ :-?



Why isit called RUSH HOUR

when everyones gridlocked and gets No where Fast?? :-p :-/ :-?

On cigarettes its says smoking kills, yet they are sold.

lol good one ! how many people read it??? :-(((((

B.o.g.o.f.
Buy one get one free

why dont they just say / sell the first for half price ? lol

BOGOF deals are not the same as half-price deals......

Why does the word 'Lisp' crueely contain the letter 's' ??? , and why on gods earth do they sterilise the needle used to give a lethal injection ??

lol noi half of 2 = 1 and half of 1 = ............... Half lol




and knobsy how ya know they sterilise the needles and LOL at LiSp tho
johnathon Woss


and
heres one.... why do they call BARM cakes muffins ????? wtflip?

why do the call muffins cakes.they have no fruit or icing?only in bolton

get to Starbucks..... you will probably get one of those when you all catch up in 2020 lmao ;-p

they do Muffins ( Cakes)

A sign at the entrance to Accrington Hospital says .... 'Family Planning Clinic --- Please use rear entrance'.

voluntary work? I wouldnt do it if you paid me.

you'll make martyr out of me over my dead body.

It's ironic that this chap is scared of heights !!

lol a) whats he doing?
b) who said he was?
c) photo shop ! ?

Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Conair!

hahahahahahahahahahaha lol

you can take 20 kgs in the hold of a plane and aprox 7 on a plane
but you cant have 19 in the hold and 8 on the plane as you get charged approx 310 a kilos if its hand luggage
But you can be for eg: 75 kilos and sit next to a 100 kilos overweight person and they dont get charged ? lol its funny

spel

you can take 20 kgs in the hold of a plane and aprox 7 on a plane
but you cant have 19 in the hold and 8 on the plane as you get charged approx £10 a kilo if its hand luggage
But you can be for eg: 75 kilos and sit next to a 100+ kilos overweight person and they dont get charged ? lol its funny, but not right really

dont come running to me if you fall and break your leg!!!!!



someone falls and breaks there leg, dr asks does it hurt

why is the word dyslexic used for people who have problems reading normal words..........

sending the armed forces in to fight for peace