How dare he imply im not very interesting.

PMSL

So this is a junk email i got this morning.

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR THIS TRANSACTION
FROM: PRINCE JOHN WILLIAMS
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
BURKINA FASO OUAGADOUGOU

MY DEAR FRIEND,

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO READ THIS LETTER VERY CAREFULLY AND I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR BARGING THIS MESSAGE INTO YOUR MAIL BOX WITHOUT ANY FORMAL INTRODUCTION DUE TO THE URGENCY AND CONFIDENTIAL OF THIS ISSUE AND I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND I WILL NOT LIKE YOU TO JOKE WITH IT.

I AM FROM: PRINCE JOHN WILLIAMS IN AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO ESTABLISH WITH YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF YOU AND I. THIS FUND WAS DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK BY MR. KATTAN AZMAL FROM JORDAN WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2000 TBM 700 AIRCRAFT ON 31ST JULY WITH HIS WIFE AND THE WHOLE CREW ON BOARD.

I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF ($10.5) MILLION USD INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 14 WORKING BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DEPOSITED FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM DUE TO THE OWNER OF THIS FUND DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY 31ST 2000.

THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU IS THAT AFTER THE BANK AUDIT IN 24TH OF NOVEMBER, WE FOUND OUT THAT THIS FUND HAS REMAINED UNCLAIMED SINCE THE DEATH OF THE DECEASED COSTUMER.
I WANT OUR BANK TO RELEASE THIS FUND TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER WHILE I COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SHARE THIS FUND WITH YOU AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME OVER. I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURE AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT OUR BANK WILL RELEASE THIS MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING.


..............CHEEKY BASTARD I AM INTERESTING...................


UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY AND INDICATION OF YOUR CAPABILITY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 50% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME WHILE 50% BE FOR ME, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE HERE IN OUR BANK TO KNOW MY INVOLVEMENT UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME OVER FOR THE SHARING AS I INDICATED.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY FOR FURTHER INFORMATION DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER +22674 65 35 35

THE REQUESTED INFORMATIONS BELOW
==================================
1. FULL NAME..............
2. TELEPHONE NUMBERS/MOBILE/FAX.......
3. YOUR AGE......
4. YOUR SEX.........
5. YOUR OCCUPATION........
6. YOUR COUNTRY AND CITY......
7. YOUR HOME ADDRESS..........
8. MARITAL STATUS............
THANKS WITH MY BEST REGARDS
FROM: PRINCE JOHN WILLIAMS
+22674 65 35 35

These scams are just ridiculous.

"there is a pigeon in your bank account so we need your bank details to go in and clean your money cps it is dirty"

How some people fall for this is unbelievable. I got one the other week that was supposedly from HM Customs saying I was due a 5 million pound rebate...........from this government......I think not!!!??

Hey Jamin some people are plain dumb asses.

Someone i was having a laugh with regarding these type of emails said this.

His auntie was on her holidays in las vagas and got the email replied to it with all her details and got on the 1st plane back to the U.K. to claim her millions.
No shit she did and had her account hammered along with her identity used for fraud thouhout the world.
Dum fucker springs to mind.
So better one my younger brother advertised a £700 video camera on ntl tv some selling site thing.
Someone contacted him online saying they would buy it and send £4k in the form of some type of bank transfer/cheque thing but they would need the differance mailing onto an address in London using the same UPS service giving some excuse as their client needed the cash in London.
So brother cashes the cheque for £4,000 and withdraws the whole lot and waits.
So the person gives him the details etc and never even asks about the £700 brand new video camera.
I tell him its a blag.
He contacts buyer stating he has been to bank and its not cleared as they say its a 'LLOYDS OF LONDON SCAM' so he hasnt had his money so aint mailing camera.
Last he hears from the buyer.
Couple of days later he goes into abbey national £4.000 richer and the clerke says he i overdrawn by £4,000.
He argues he has sold a ROLEX WATCH HE BOUGHT AT AUCTION FOR £800 FOR £4,000.
So clerke says its an insurance scam and if he doesnt hand over the money he will be charged for it along with £4,000 unauthorised overdraft/loan.
He gets cash out of his bag hands it back complaing he has lost out then clerke says im gald you gave it back Mr Ridge otherwise we wouldnt have been able to do anything about it.
I still piss myself to this day that he gave the cash back.
PMSL

mr umbumgo from the congo sends me these e-mails every few days wtf lol had them for past 3 / 4 years lmao and to date im owed / Nearly (lol )recieived 195 Gazillion billion million $ £ pounds / dollars woop woop lol

Bet he's gutted he gave it back. Sly bankers as per usual......funny as it could be said that bankers are the biggest fraudsters of them all.....lol.....but that's another story!!!

Sandy, same here. I reckon that if I added up all the money amounts from the all of these emails i've received over the years my head would explode......and besides.....I can't count that high!!!!

What males me chuckle is that we get robbed enough just living in England. Financial organisations mis-selling, mis-representing things and don't even get me started on store cards and their inducements to buy, the last thing you want is emails like this. But if you are dumb enough to reply to one of these emails then you deserve everything that happens to you IMO. If it's too good to be true...........

Someone managed to get my details for my yahoo and my paypal, they got loads of other peoples paypals and paid about £2000 from everyone elses into my account which already had about £1500 of my own money in, i ended up with £10 000+ in my paypal and they were deleating the emails paypal were sending me at the same time and archiving my paypal details so i couldnt see what they had been doing then i got a call from paypal saying one of the payments i had "receieved and withdrawn" had been reversed and i owe them £2000, i couldnt believe it so i looked on my paypal clicked all recent activity and there were thousands and thousadns of pounds been rinsed through my paypal and paid into a bank they had put on my file i freaked out!!! then jacked my money too, i was on the phone to paypal for about 2 hours a day for 2 weeks and at the end they refunded everyone including myself but it was a fight to get it, they dragged their feet as much as they could.

some scammers are smater than others this is too funny

http://boingboing.net/2010/12/05/irate-cash4gold-lett.html

another quality wind up

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php

if you have a spare 20 mins read through this its a quality scammer being scammed

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

THAT SPIDER ONE IS WELL FUNNY PAUL.
PMSL

SO IS THE ARTWORK AND HAMSTER
PMSL