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Dear Dedrie,
My Name is Shaun Keddle and I am 32 year old 'confused' male/Ladyboy who has been a member of Axkickboxing website for about 4 years now. I recently got involved in a thread entitled 'Liam Harrison I love you' where a young bird posted a picture of herself and professed her love for him (Liam Harrison).
But actually I think that I love her, but I feel she would be embarrased by my upbringing and circumstance - I am twice her age, I have a severe drink & drugs problem as well as secret sexual diseases that I do not wish to discuss. I have female relatives that are prostitutes, my dad is inside doing time for gross beastality and my mum is on the game. I have one leg, one eye, one bollock and a severe speech impedement which leaves me with the same dodgy american accent as Stephen Hawking. All my brothers are gay and inbreed, with fetish's for beating up other fit men inside the ring. I am also friends/lovers with Jesse who is a complete minger (but a well easy shag) which has left me physically and mentally scarred for life as he is such a 'big' boy.
However, my dilemma is this:
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'How the hell will she cope when I tell her that Liam is a Northerner??!!'
ROFL