I can honestly say this is probably the funniest topic i've ever talked about.
1st story.
I was in a car with the preacher and we picked up these girls that were hitchhiking, we were talking to them while driving and he had some training gear in the back they asked him did he do kickboxing so he says yeah and they say Oh really so do we! so he asks them where they do it and they said out at Doonan (The base for Noosa's K6 gym at the time) so he goes that's funny i'm there 6 days a week and i've never seen you.

Moral of the Story: Everyone's a kickboxer/Muay thai fighter... Just Ask them. If you don't know what their name is or you haven't seen them fight at your local show or you don't see them at the gym they're just full of S**T it's really that simple.

2nd story.
This dickhead shoves past bruce on the street and bruce says excuse me being polite as he is. And he said be more careful to the guy. The turns around and arcs up at him walks at him to push back past the other way. He gets pushed over into a nearby garden, no harm no foul just a rude little turd. His mate leaps to his defence leg kicks bruce from behind Bruce turns around in shock like it was almost amusing. The guy trys out a push kick which sort of misses Bruce is still dumbfounded that it was even happening, moves in grabs the guy by the head (who is furiously throwing punches in the general direction of his face) Bruces pulls his head down knees him twice neutralises him lets him calm down then tells him to piss off before he gets himself hurt. (this all happened in the space of ten seconds) Now the guys still running around town telling everyone about the time he went toe to toe with Bruce macfie and that he's not so tough.

Moral two.
There's always more to it than that.