I knew this bloke who had done Karate for years. However, he had only been in 2 real fight situations before- one where he got beaten up outside a club by a group and the other where he was part of a group beating someone else up in a pub.

I didn't see him for a while, after I kind of fell out with him. Then his picture turns up in the local paper along with an article. He was putting on 'street survival' lessons for women and was touting himself as a 'street self-protection expert'. It said that he was teaching defense from knife attacks among other things and that he was 'highly experienced' in street fighting and so forth. There were pictures of women, in his classes, wrestling knives off of him and everything.

I laughed my a$$ off until a fiend of mine said she was planning on going and I had to explain to her that his bu11sh1t was potentially dangerous.