Is it True Highlander your a FARMER By Trade?
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As Sandy McPressups is Leaving a bar
he Spots Scotty McHighlander Coming into the bar, Sandy ses Phew the Women are hot in here, Damn Sexy But Yerve Nae Chance !!! :-((

Highlander ses `Watch and learn my Son`.. The Scotsman Boldly walks to the Bar where the Prettiest Bird is sat:
anyway..............
Few Minutes into it This Gorgeous, sexy best Looking Bird in the bar Whose Just Blown me and Farhad and most Guys Off ( oops Freudiant Slip )Bloo Us Out ! I meant ! Is Chuckling away and all Over Mr Scotty McHighlander, me farhad and The Whole bar are Impressed though ! Gutted But Impressed !

We Got a Bit nearer to Check his Style out, Close Enough to hear the Ladies Next Question, She Asks Him? ( as he had a `Kilt` on )
Im Curious she said ?
What do you and Scotsmen have On Under a `Kilt`??
Highlander Smiled and said ! Well Luv if you want to Take a Peek ? and Weigh up the Situ : ( hahaha )
See and Check for youself ??
So Highlander Proudly gets off his Barstool ( Poor lad :-p )

The Sexy Blonde gets in front of Him ! Drops to her Knees !
Parts Stevies Legs just enough and Then asks Him a Strange Question ? Just as she Lifts His `Kilt` Above here Head !





ARE YOU A FARMER?
Highlanders Quick Response was............. Errrrrrrrrrrr..... but then.......

"BANG" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She Grabs His Nuts and `Smashes` em Together so Loudly all the Pub Heard em `Clatter` ! ( ouuuuuch ) :-((((
He Dropped to His Knees and Spewed up ! Screaming !
and Just manages to ask .....a FARMER??????????



She said "You MUST BE"!!
Coz you HAVE ..........










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