Bored at work and have nothing better to do so here is my feeble attempt - only having a laugh so I hope no one takes offence

Now the lads up at Bad Co are great
Just not sure if they're gay or they're straight
Pink shorts they do wear
And have pink in their hair
Please don’t hand me my ass on a plate !

Now the Hitman he punches like thunder
Not often you will see him blunder
He has so much class
Kicks everyone's ass
But Im sure his hairdresser's Stevie Wonder

Next we have Andy BC
Not bad for his height, four foot three
Between fights he balloons
To the size of three baboons
Even then he's still better than me

Not forgetting Jordan as well
Gives all his opponents hell
Not yet at his peak
Still beat two Thai's in a week
Now what's the story with him and Michelle ?

In the ring Mr C is no slob
Hope the world title he'll rob
He is the man
But what the hell is that tan
Tango called and said you've got the job

Now Mr Smith is the Kru
Whatever he says you will do
Got the number one gym
So well done to him
How's that for ass kissing thank you !

Now finished this rhyme and Im tense
Hope the Bad Co lads don’t take offence
Just doing this rhyme
To help pass the time
Perhaps I should have more damn sense !