dad, sorry, mum didnt tell you, I traded the clubsport for a years worth of crystal-meth. But i made good coin on the re-sale.

And dad, sorry for nicking your bud, but i got a good price for that too, and i never smoked any of it either.... really i didnt.

Your humour norm..... who else will "show us the shuffle" mid bout??????

I dunno if you remember man, one dark night a long time ago outside the maccas on vic street that is no more, i had my hands full with a group of aussie lads, one had just been dispatched, and expecting a mobbing i turned to look for the next target, only to see you, standing there with big mac in one hand, coke in the other........ out comes the front kick into the mid-riff of a dude twice your weight and a foot taller. They bugger off, and around a mouthful of burger and a straw you commented "Well, it wasnt that hard was it?" And then meandered off........ THAT was pure class man. And funny as F$%K.

Dixon, good luck for the show, i hope it all goes awesome.