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General Disorder
Posted: 2007-04-28 18:50:27

WHile im here, I have attached a picture to keep Mr Rumble happy while he waits for pics of the ring girl.
Anyway, the event:

Jordan put an excellent fight as usual. Skipping up to the ring in a red poncho accompanid by the the theme song of the muppets. He then leapt into the ring proceeded to perform a... dance ... of some sort. Jordan is an excellent fighter. He is also our club token american. We keep him in a basement vault and unleash him on special occasions such as last night.
Tom Shephards title defence was a great success as expected, ending with a KO by knee to the head.
Hayley took on Karen Lynch and took the NZ womens welterweight title in a strong display of fists and knees. An excellent fight and a clear victory! The way the last round was going, I really think it would have ended in a brutal KO if the round had lasted another ten seconds. REally good effort on Hayleys part. Very very hard hitter. I've held pads for her. I am a full 50kg heavier and have legs twice as thick as hers. Even with a bloody great pad in between, after a minute or so I have trouble walking. But then again, I have a high wimp factor. A great match.
The last fight ended in a wicked KO. After the guy got back up he was walking like me on a saturday night. Yipe! If anyone has a vid of the KO, they gotta post it here!

In between rounds we were treated to an extremely attractive ring girl. She had adopted a scanty gothic motif and was made up to look like she had recently risen from the grave.
Hold on a tick.... I think I just said that she was extremely attractive AND that she looked like a corpse. I've never been attracted to the dead before. Thats me signing on for counselling first thing monday morning.

Being an egalatarian society, there was also a ring boy. Cameron of the VUW represented glad in undies and a bow tie. Thankfully, the pink speedo's he wore first time he did this were not involved.
As it happened I was standing next to a salivating old man who seemed quite entranced by our Cam. He remarked "I wish he would wiggle his ass".
I shrugged "Why don't you ask him ?".
Then the old guy asked me to ask Cam for him.
Feeliong a little odd, I went round the back of the ring and relayed this to Cam, along with a caution not to get into any cars with strangers that night, even if offered lollies.
When the next round ended, Cam got up to parade the ring perimeter with his round card. I discretely pointed to the old fellow. Much to my surprise, Cam immediately did an about turn, clenched his buttocks and began to gyrate, much to the glee of the elderly gentleman.
A must humerous turn of events!

Anyhoo, much good fun all round. Many thanks to mark and co for organising another succesful event. I still don't know how he finds the time or energy. He works full time and puts sooo many hours every week training his fighters.



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