If you could fight anyone dead or alive who would it be what style would you use (MMA,Boxing,KB or MT etc)and why would you wanna fight them?

it can not be an old skool bully, some prick who stole your ex, or someone you have beef with.

you can have more than one on your wish list

1)Wesley Snipes - Muay Thai - i want to see if that film shit he does works

2)Eminem/kanye west/50 cent - MMA - all great rappers lets see if there verbal acrobatics could be transfered to punches kicks and grappling

3)Gahndi - Muay Thai - This guy was such a calm person lets see if a few hard shin kicks change his attitude

4)Christian Bale - MMA - after the way he spoke to the lighting technician on batman begins. id like to teach him some manners, you may be a great actor but doesnt warrant being a prick

5)the majority of the male cast from the only was essex - boxing - mma - Muay thai - you all need lessons in acting, the pain you will feel today is real no script no gimmicks

6) Simon Cowell - Boxing - hes rich can have any girl he wants makes people cry at auditins but cant put a pair of trousers on properly. well in boxing the shorts have a high waist that will fit.

7) loads of premiership footballers - muay thai - im probably jealous cos they are paid way to much money, and a few of them are arrogant and over egotistical a holes - Heres a Free Kick POW

8) russell crowe - boxing - this guy is another great actor with a bad attitude so wouldnt mind jabbing him in the face a few times

9)politicians and bankers - (MMA via ground n pound) these peoples are the reason this country has gone to shit,bankers get million pound bonuses for messing us up and we get nothing from bailing them out - politicians get paid to lie, if i knew that at school i would be the local mp with a 6 figure salary and an expenses form longer than my arm

10) the royal family - Muay Thai - the biggest scroungers in this country and we are paying for the wedding but get no invite.


11)my twin brother - mauy thai / mma - hes the older more aggressive one, people always ask who would win - id like to see that fight in thai and mma, he is more aggressive and hits a bit harder but i think my technical ability would win in the end.

12)myself cos obviously i got some hate/anger issues and need to teach my self a lesson and it would be a fair match to say the least.