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Hi Rob could have been a real stocky ugly woman i suppose but fuck me she had a hard punch.
Hunter No as much as i wanted to twat him when he clenched his fist in my face i just laughed at him and as i had tried to diffuse the situation which seemd to work and i was in a rush and had to be elsewhere in less than 20 mins time as i was only 3 miles into my 10 miler and no i clipped my shoes into my pedals looked over my right shoulder checking for traffic before i started to cycle off its then he stole 3 x punches on me and judging by my injuries i deducted he did a left punch to my mouth right punch to my eye and left hook to my right temple which i imagine was the KO punch.
Bet he is the only white man with completely black bollox though.
The police were called by 3 x witnesses regarding his antics and they asked me for his description..................
A white stocky slightly older then me twat with split right eyebrow and massively swollen black bollox driving a car with 2 x snapped off door mirrors 2 x smashed headlights and a lifesized body shaped imprint of driver on its bonnet.
Btw he had drove right over my 10 day old £1.5k carbon bike so that accounts for his cars damage.
As if i was taking notes of his appearance.
Rotflmao