A ODE TO SHAUN IN ST: IVES ! :-)

As i was walking in st: Ives
A woman stopped me for some Pies
i said i was from Bolton & not wigan
ive heard down here they make a Big Un !
And then i saw a man called Shaun
i swear he was stood 10 foot tall !
i said i was from sunny Bolton by the sea,
he questioned my theory and threw a Knee !
i blocked it with some good luck,
but then some Boxing did he chuck !
I kicked him back low middle and high,
But his elbows hit hard and made me cry !
i decided its time for the secret weapon to fire,
But shaun hit back,he wasnt going to Tire !
i made a clinch and grabbed his Neck.
He clinched me back, i said "BY ECK"
By this time we had a crowd
The St: ivian people got quite loud!
by now i was 3 rounds down,
so i checked the scorecards with a frown !
I had my stamina & My Bolton Grit,
I dug deep, went faster & scored some Hits!
Up he got, but then i threw a Teep,
Down went the Giant from st: ives in a Heap !
4 rounds in, the fights been scoring,
Whose winning now? its not Boring !
the bell sounds for the 5th: and final Round,
both of us stay on our feet, no Ground & pound !
The cards are in and whose got the Win?
was it the Ginger Bread from Bolton man,
or the st: ivian giant with 3 rounds in the can !
the scores are in, the truth be declared,
Was it Red or Blue or a Draw shared?
the Answer to this Ryme and Ditty?
is come to the course and help the kitty !
the outcome will be those whom take this,
you wont find out if this course you Miss !
remember that Knowledge is Power to enhance,
Go to st: ives Seminar take the Chance !
Good luck to Shaun and all the Team,
One World one Muay Thai,Live The Dream !