How can a person withstand this.
Ok last year i was out doing a quick 10 miler on my road bike and to cut to the chase was involved in a road rage scene completely not at fault im the innocent person for a change.
So car driver threathens to start a fight with clenched fists in my face.
Ok you start it ill finish it mate.
Steals 3 x punches on me when im checking traffic before i start to cycle off clipped into my bikes pedals and KO's me.
I come around and the fight starts he attackes me and i full power 'toe knobber' style left foot into his bollox-No effect or change of facial expression whatsoever even felt my foot stop on his pubic bone.
This happens 4 x times and he still coming at me like a demented madman intent on a 'CYCLIST KILL'.
Rotflmao.
Change of tactics needed- nutjob throws a few wild 'hay balers' which i laugh off as i just move my head outa the way.
Fuck this i think he a 'dayouter'.
Another wild hay baler i sidestep and twat him with a perfect sharp left downward elbow to his right eyebrow causing a real bad cut ............show over.
Now im not condoning violence at all as i was just defending myself against a madman.
Cutting to the chase how did he not drop all 4 x kicks were textbook bollox kicks with solid carbon/resin soled that have no give cycling shoes.
Best get me some 'steelies' for cycling methinks.

Maybe it was like... a really ugly woman?

hang on here he smacked you 3 times then you tryed to ride off wtf dude one of those would have been enuff for me get fired up no fuck it just clenching his fists in front of me is enuff. he probebly had small nuts. lol

Hi Rob could have been a real stocky ugly woman i suppose but fuck me she had a hard punch.
Hunter No as much as i wanted to twat him when he clenched his fist in my face i just laughed at him and as i had tried to diffuse the situation which seemd to work and i was in a rush and had to be elsewhere in less than 20 mins time as i was only 3 miles into my 10 miler and no i clipped my shoes into my pedals looked over my right shoulder checking for traffic before i started to cycle off its then he stole 3 x punches on me and judging by my injuries i deducted he did a left punch to my mouth right punch to my eye and left hook to my right temple which i imagine was the KO punch.
Bet he is the only white man with completely black bollox though.
The police were called by 3 x witnesses regarding his antics and they asked me for his description..................

A white stocky slightly older then me twat with split right eyebrow and massively swollen black bollox driving a car with 2 x snapped off door mirrors 2 x smashed headlights and a lifesized body shaped imprint of driver on its bonnet.
Btw he had drove right over my 10 day old £1.5k carbon bike so that accounts for his cars damage.

As if i was taking notes of his appearance.
Rotflmao

Plenty of lasses like that in Keighley lol :)

he was UNUK ? spel lol

Sandy there really is no excuse for bad spelling on computers with spellcheck or google which offers correct spelling.
Eunuch
There i did google it btw.
Lol

hey oneofthegalaxytwins you boast about training with billy hilditch dosent sound like you learned much from him, will would never have been sparked trying to flee the situation,on a similar note 4 of my mates got into a brawl in a chippy with a local thug, one reckons he jumped up an down on the guys nuts the guy just got up an came straight back at them no effect whatsoever they shit themselves an did a runner lol

Do you have small feet? ;-)

When I was in the forces a squadron guy decided to have a go at me for no other reason than he was drunk. Unfortunately no amount of reasoning was going to back this guy off and as he stepped right up into my face I palm heeled both his testicles, he backed off but no effect. The slap to his throat as he came back put an end to his ambitions. I was informed by a medical colleague the next day that the said chap had reported to SMC (Station medical centre) with severely bruised balls. The alcohol no doubt masked his pain on the night, adrenaline can do the same, which might have been what happened in your case.

So, the best advice on being a great fighter with balls of steel, is to remain inebriated for as long as possible.

was once involved in a barbrawl when was about 20. a friend of mine ko'd a kid and repeatedly vollied him in his family jewels until the bouncers finally got him off. heard down the line the kid was in hospital for a week pissing blood. ouch.

Hey peetee i dont boast there is nothing to boast about i just state facts ive trained with toddy sken pele feeley steve holt all skens champions its just i prefered williams approach to training.
As it appens i got 3 injuries 'STOLE ON ME' i dont have eyes in the back of my head so i could not defend something i didnt see coming.
I wasnt trying to flee i was getting ready to cycle away as i considered the situation was over.
As the fight pregressed he never laid a punch on me after throwing must of been 10+ balers.. so i learnt to get out of the way of haybalers anyway i only took action when he wouldnt stop and my best weapon being my elbows which 'STOLE' the day.
i think i learnt enough to get by and i trained as a sport not for getting into fights.
I think adrenalin must have kicked in tbh.

hey oneofthegalaxytwins chill man chill, i must have hit a nerve, sorry, we can all get caught of guard glad you sorted the situation out,you saying that will trained to fight in the street and not for the sport lol.

i dont have in the back of my head :-p :-)

Peetee, being caught off guard and being caught from behind whilst sitting on a bike and your feet are trapped in the pedals are two different things I think.

No offence taken peetee i am chilled i understand what ya say i trained for sport not fighting williams teaching was thai with street with grappling choking locks basically full thai with mma way before its hit the U.K.
Sandy he may have let me cycle off if i had that haircut mate saying that being bald im not going to start wearing a syrup esp as they only seem to be available in 'GINGER'.
Lol
Thanks Phil yes i could have dropped his when he 1st approached me with his clenched fists but im not into starting a fight nor fighting tbh nor am i into backing down in that situation maybe its a ego thing who knows.
Rotflmao.

Always best to walk away mate if the choice and circumstance is there. No-one looks good with a knife in their chest.

agree with you there phil, what happened to the good old days where you could have a fight, bite eachothers faces then buy eachother a pint. lol

possible he only had one ball n u were kicking the wrong side galaxy. lol

It`s just not the same anymore Soldi3r, just not the same. Young 'uns nowadays with their knives and acid.

I think he had a crush on you, by the way was you wearing lycra shorts?? ;)

Pmsl yes i was wearing my new assos cycling bibsuit.

lol. naughty flirt