ok now i was working in a nursery school at one point a few years ago and one girl was going on about her pal who is a "self defence expert" i said "wow thats cool it would be great to meet her"
i finally got to meet ehr and asked her about ehr self defence training and the first thing she said was basically how shes into "reality trainign not that martial arts bullshit" so i thought great sounds l;ike she knows ehr stuff so i asked her what kind of reality training they do.
so she then started going on about how she gets her students to do tai chi exercises and she started going on about "elements" wind /earth/fire/ice/water/lightning ,...etc

so i said " basically youre a chinese stylist then?" inquisitively so she got offended (dont know why) and said " no we dont do all that rubbish! youre not going to say to an attacker , can i get inot my stance please" so i said "so youre all reality based then? do you do any sparring?" so she said " yes we do some punching on the pads" punching on the pads??? whats that gotta do with sparring?
she basically didnt have a clue what she was on about , so i asked her a few more questions and she said " i teach my students that if they have to stab somebody then do it" (???) then i questioned the actualy reality of her training and she said if you tried to use kickboxing on me id get a pen and stab you in the eey or nose and youd be dead! (the pen is mightier than the sword)
And this woman was teaching nursery kids???
she really did need a shrink!!!
i then asked her what happened if someone got the pen off her!then proceeded to pumm,el ehr with fists and shed never been hit b4?
she reacted with "then id get a gun and POW! save my energy!"
so much for real self defense eh? i asked her how long shed trained to be an instructor she said " almost a year" that answered everything :P

another woman she worked with basically asked ehr what shed do if XYZ would happen (by now shed shown ehrself top be a tool and was being taken the piss out of)
and she reacted size doesnt matter im very fast look at prince naseem she got into a horse stance and started doing some wierd punches and she didnt look like she even KNEW how to punch!!!