ax awards 2006

well ladies and gentlemen its about that time of year again when we come to the coverted and often contravertial Ax awards 2006

first award up is gayest axer...

let me just open this envelope, oh its never gone to a muslim before, its thaisoon, congratulations

up next is dopest freestyle bad boy flow rhyme of the year, its wasnt even close, an over whelming victory for paulinthailand, fukin get some whooooooooaaaa

stupidest mad crazy daft barmy hair cut of the year award...

as always the bad co boys pushed the man to the limit but there was always only one contender Mr sandy Holt < clap clap clap clap clap> 17 years on the bounce is one hell of an acheivment lets see if you can keep it up (no pun inteneded old chap)

Thaisoon isnt a muslim dude!!

Thats nearly as illustrious/legendry as Pongsaklek Kratindaeng!!!! :)

Thread creators Award
Early in the year this was almost a walk over for Sandy McMadman Holt, however a late surge on the off-topic snatched the award frokm his grasp...it is the one and only RDouble, AKA Rich Weston.

Newly created award this year: The most creative put-down award.

Only two words needed for this award...... Liam Harrison! :)

yyyyyyyyyyyyyYYES

WELL I wanna thank my mama who dropped me on my head numerous times as a child so i can"fink of them funny fings what i write on ere"
I would also like to thank all the lads from Bad Co for being such easy targets of ridicule.................but mostly i would like to thank the threads themselves two major ones this year were


GROW A TASHE

AND

i AM DUTCH

They along with naming a racing pigeon have been the high spots of this year.

Thankyou
Thankyou xxxxxxxxxxxxx

que: start a thread named "what its like to win an ax award"....all the posts by r.weston!!!! LOL

Just been handed an envelope.................Most 80's axer.......................................BAZ!

Just hard work paying off!

Sorry i disagree, Aaron Kerr single handendly filled about 150 posts about good old days... I think it should be a draw between them two!

I had a whole thread on

I HAVE A NEW BIRD

about the fact i named a bird from Newcastle from somebody i have never met who bought them from somebody in Holland

Back off Italian!!!!

Ax Award should go to Rdouble. He's too hilarious!!

I dont get why you all think im funny??????

I feel im just being insightfull...............making my way through life in a normal everyday way

its you lot who are strange........

Oh a new envelope................Most easily lead Axer....Phil for actualy turning up to a show with a tashe!!!!!!!

whhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooos the man

Ax Award should go to Rdouble. He's too hilarious!!

hear hear! RDOUBLE FOR PRESIDENT!

lmao @ Most easily lead Axer!!!!!! :)))

I know.........cant believe anybody would grow a stupid tashe just cus i said to

he he

silly lad

Most controversial axer?
most hated axer?
most anoying axer?
most i love my brother axer?(il get shot for that one)

Are there any other categories? How's about Wind Up Merchant of the Year award?

LOL, this thread is going to be a classic!
and dubia don't push them pineapples!

Tread of the Year......................

Good old days was a good one!

i was just pleased I DIDNT get it! LOL

Best put down of the year??????

Cheers Atreiu and Rdouble, I am humbled that I was even concidered to be nominated for such a prestigeous Award!

Just a couple of things though, if I may ..."The Good Old Days" thread is still alive, and the 80's will NEVER die!!! HaHa

My Missus gave me an early Chrissy present yesterday, I was a remote controlled General Lee! ...if you press the petrol cap it sounds out "Yee Haa" followed by the Dixie-Horns ...Oh Yes!!! ,what else could a grown man want?!

Rock on wid yo bad selves!

Peace :-)

Your wife rocks!!!!!!!

(that is not a personal sexual experience statement)

Ah, it all makes sense now, I thought the Missus was screaming out "Western" when we were having relations (so I would quickly strap on my side-arms and ride bare-back) but she was really screaming "Weston" ...Oh well, I have my General Lee and a slim chance at an Ax Award, so I guess I can forgive ;-D

fool, im a christian and my second choice would be sikh or bhuddist i dont have anything against muslims i just like a good beykonroll now and then. just cuz ur a devil worshipper paul u sicko

Now you have shattered the illusions of many a man in the u.k................................i alone have raised the sales of fake guns,holsters and cowboy hats over here.................sorry guys


there not screaming WESTERN!!!!

Its good to forgive mate

HeHe ...Merry Xmas mate

Oh, and I nominate you (Rdouble) for the 'Ax Comedian award' (a close 2nd would be Liam Harrison)

I am still deciding who to choose between Sting and Mark.L for the 'Most Helpful and Informative Axer Award"

Actually, Noi666 (Richard Cadden) should be a nominee for the 'Most Helpful and Informative Axer Award' also

Hrmmm? Who to choose? :-/

the ax "Dear Deirdre" award goes to......................Mr richard Cadden!!!!

Fark it, a triple nomination it is!

Dear Mr Beagle,
My wife frequently trains badcompany gym in Leeds where you do also, and upon arrival was in awe of your Physique, charm and 100% completely natural glowing orange tan! Now at night time in the bedroom sex just isnt the same! sometimes during love making she even calls out your name! At 1st i thought it would just be a stage but it has been months now, and just like your tan the effects arnt wearing off. She has also taken to eating celery for breakfast and dinner and a lettuce for tea and now has constant bollock breath! Please help before i run out of time and lose my marriage!
Regards Richard Smith!



Im goin down now he he!

Woah, Liam sneaks in, and is now tied with Rdouble for the 'Ax Comedian of the Year Award'

But its always the same answer no matter what the question is.................

stay off the bread................eat rice


get yourself a tyre from a yard....................great for the calves he he

But its always the same answer no matter what the question is.................

stay off the bread................eat rice


get yourself a tyre from a yard....................great for the calves he he

ha ha bad timing on last post!



shit liam your going down man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,why did you do that



aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh going down....

dear mr Beagle,

I have a problem i fear i have made a terrible mistake..............i find myself on the streets...............no friends..........no relatives.......no mioney and no prospects,after making a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE slur on one of the people who made it possible to get to where i am today..........after the initial throwing out of the gym.........and beatings in back alleys by masked meni have now been left on the streets of "them Leeds" to wander around drunkenly telling tales to anybody who will listen abour when "i had it all"........please mr Beagle how do i stop being such an arse clown?

Liam hipflaskman Harrison

Dear Mr Beagle,
I am gettin Fat and losing my hair, what should i do???????????
Rich Von Westplate

Dear Mr beagle

I am fat........and shave my chest..........

Lima Garrison

And im not going bald!!!!!!!!!!!!

its my new years resolution.

As an intense Rdouble and Liam battle it out for first place...

Dear mr Beagle ,yea im a little over weight........but i suppose i am 34,at least im not 21 and have a weight(and uglyness) problem i suposse

Rich W

mr weston is using false accusations to try and win votes, i want a member of the commitee to look into this, and if theres any justice Weston will be DQ'd and the award will go to me!

Nigel Ashton should get the "Ill say what i f***ing want" award....whatever he feels he says and most the time its piss funny.....Runners up in that award will be Paulinthailand and briancal cos they dont give a shit either.

Arguement of the year surely goes to Badco, and Keddles (glad to say its all over now and know hard feelings)

Any nominees for most hated axer.........

the "talking utter bollocks" award goes to marlboro for some very memorable and tragic tales!

liam you can have the award...............(im finishing work)


you win the gilette mac three comedy writer of the year 2006 on ax

i doth my cap x

how can you call me ugly tut tut oh look mr weston im stood next to your ax love interest aswell.....no not him on the right, thats Matt, its Sarah....whatever happened with that?

Pic is from Badco night out last sat! and you can blatantly see im niether fat or ugly.....

its ok mate.... ya have put many hours into entertaining people on here. everyone raise a glass and salute...

actually bollocks to that we,ll share it!

Ok i said you win ................what do you want me to say you look pretty and slim he he

erm.................long story

he he

I wouldnt sahre out with you....................or your cousin ;)

Arsekisser of the year for Briancal

Maybe he can soon take his nose out of the bad co. lads arses

brian must have a bit of a rep in scotland cos no-one dare put there name when they try take the piss!!!! i wonder why?

HaHa you are hilarious and you would be correct there thank you very much I am so thrilled you nominated me. Hold on till I get the tissues........thats better I can see now.........yeah see that you are a TWAT LMFAO@YOU.

No balls mate as per usual, so whats new there, and you're right I don't give a flying fuck what they say.

The tash was both one of the lowlights and the highlights of the year.

At least I can stand proud with my 'most easily led Axer' award as I was happy to take mass ridicule for the sake of the team.

As for you two 'scared to tash it up' bastards............

Thhe most bashfull, self effacing and modest AXer

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

I still can't believe Thaisoon got gayest axer - did nobody else see Dave J at the recent Bad Co show ?? The man was wearing a matching pink shirt and dickie bow for crying out loud !!

to be fair im quite sure thaisoon is pretty straight it was more of an insult than anything, gayest axer would surely go to pinkrose (think thats her name) shes a dyke that came on here talking about fighting and boxing and was intrested in local hotspot where she could go hunt herself some pussy

Yeah but I got well out gayed by Dave Crofts leather wrist straps

looooooooooooooool at paul in thailand that was fukkkking funny
most ppl when they get a controversial fought in their brain they no would piss pploff most ppl think it wise to hold that fought bak and keep it as a thought i think paulinthailand is missing that part of his brain and says whatever flows through it lool

him and nige are class

award for most entertaining current fighters has to go to mr harrison and howson and coming from a southerner it means a lot lol remind me of my own mates and harrison take downs involving racoons have made me wetself on more than one occasion lool i like the way they can laugh along and be normal blokes and still train bolloks off and keep sense of perspetive on things perfect attitudes of fighters normal blokes with a huge heart and passion 4 sumin they love

Wanker of the year:
I'm thinking either Jean Claude or SteveMuaythaiguy

Newcomer of the year:
I've got my fingers crossed
(Unrelated point as well as having my fingers crossed I've got a bit of a dodgy rash, weird)

80's-est profile...Rodders

Just been handed an envelope.................Most 80's axer.......................................BAZ!

thanks westwood I am a legend on ax now.

I'd like to read a poem like russel crowe did at the baftas and if you dont let me there'll be trouble just like russ the nutt had with the producer lol

Thought Id not see that did you? You bastard Jackson! Leather yes. Gay Not!!! Besides they're weight training wrist supports. The fact im bald and look like right said fred is a cruel twist of nature.

Dave Jackson is a bastard! dave Jackson is a bastard!

I feel better now.

Happy NEW YEAR!!!!

best case of schizophrenia (sp)
r double
cant remember which thread it was but the "its not me "."yes it is" debate was funny

oh yea when i got my password broadcast!

that must be a few awards now for you

this aint me

yes it is

....weight training wrist supports!

...So you were obviously on the way to the local "iron pumping gym" when you accidently dropped into the Bad Co show and you just happened to have a few fighters with you and you were wearing your dodgy leather wrist bands cos you didnt know you were gonna come to the show I suppose?

...Yes I agree...I am a bastard.....and I do wear a Pink Shirt and Pink Bow Tie to ref at the Bad Co. shows.

...But you are gay!

"8-mile stylee" come back!

Ive thought long and hard about this. Imagine my retort to a heavy rap beat. A little down tempo with a strong undertow suggesting criminal intent


UP YOURS JACKSON!!!! NER NER NAR NER!

Actually I had been training and I did happen to drop by for a cup of tea. How surprised was i to see a thai boxing show. That venue is normally a tea shop for the local parish elders.
Smith who obviously cant organise a proper show to save his life had vacanicies for three fighters (what luck I had three with me at the right weight) and billy fucking smart as the ring announcer!

So there thats how it happened.

Love you too!

you dropped in for a cuppa with a few pensioners? ...wearing leather wrist bands? this just gets worse!

And Harry takes offence at the Billy comment :) xx

Love it. I wish you could see me then I had a fucking smile from ear to ear....excellent come back.

And for the record its not gay but macho. I am in certain circles considered butch. Granted its the OAPs music night at the collesium but its a start.

Besides. Anymore of this and i'll let everyone know you were wearing colour co ordinated under garments to go with the shirt and bow tie

The word "Macho" is in itself gay! :)

as is butch

gives horrible visions of leather clad ,moustachioed ,chain wearing bikers like the village people

Dave Croft is a biker! - true

Is that a leather wrist band?

And I think this is also! Sooo Macho!

dave jackson i just looked at your profile and i think you look a bit like frank BUTCHer:)

keepyaguardup, stop lookin at mens profiles...Fuckin hell its not just you thats gay in here Crofty! :)

when your bored and dreadin goin bak to work tomoro u do strange things lol

to the tune of village people YMCA


B....A....S....T....A....R.....D!

That Jackson is the last time i buy you a shandy in the BLUE OYSTER Bar. Buy yer own bitch.

a shandy? dave jackson is a southerner in duisguise come on join the darkside dont hide it

dave, you just "happened to have those photos lying around ???

Lol..

we could be bruvas

whatever happened to threads like this !

we need a put down thread !

yes mate, was a funny time on here then, still have some laughs but seem to be more arguments than anything else now a days.

we took ourselves less seriously !

need a little more of that i think ............

Good read back that, well found mate.

Phil,Most gullable axer 2006! x

Ax has gone right downhill

Imagine if I`d kept growing it since then?

what the daft mustash?

i think my high point was when i addopted a pigeon!

the Baroness

Yeah, do you reckon it would have been down to my shoulders by now? I could have been on the news.

Bet the Baroness is well dead now, probably savaged by a fox.

Your pigeon adoption was classic wonder if it won much haha I see baz from time to time I'll have to ask.

Phill you have just put a lump in my throat

how dare you !

the baroness will always live in my heart and the heart of all the Axers !

yea ask baz!