If you could fight anyone dead or alive who would it be what style would you use (MMA,Boxing,KB or MT etc)and why would you wanna fight them?

it can not be an old skool bully, some prick who stole your ex, or someone you have beef with.

you can have more than one on your wish list

1)Wesley Snipes - Muay Thai - i want to see if that film shit he does works

2)Eminem/kanye west/50 cent - MMA - all great rappers lets see if there verbal acrobatics could be transfered to punches kicks and grappling

3)Gahndi - Muay Thai - This guy was such a calm person lets see if a few hard shin kicks change his attitude

4)Christian Bale - MMA - after the way he spoke to the lighting technician on batman begins. id like to teach him some manners, you may be a great actor but doesnt warrant being a prick

5)the majority of the male cast from the only was essex - boxing - mma - Muay thai - you all need lessons in acting, the pain you will feel today is real no script no gimmicks

6) Simon Cowell - Boxing - hes rich can have any girl he wants makes people cry at auditins but cant put a pair of trousers on properly. well in boxing the shorts have a high waist that will fit.

7) loads of premiership footballers - muay thai - im probably jealous cos they are paid way to much money, and a few of them are arrogant and over egotistical a holes - Heres a Free Kick POW

8) russell crowe - boxing - this guy is another great actor with a bad attitude so wouldnt mind jabbing him in the face a few times

9)politicians and bankers - (MMA via ground n pound) these peoples are the reason this country has gone to shit,bankers get million pound bonuses for messing us up and we get nothing from bailing them out - politicians get paid to lie, if i knew that at school i would be the local mp with a 6 figure salary and an expenses form longer than my arm

10) the royal family - Muay Thai - the biggest scroungers in this country and we are paying for the wedding but get no invite.


11)my twin brother - mauy thai / mma - hes the older more aggressive one, people always ask who would win - id like to see that fight in thai and mma, he is more aggressive and hits a bit harder but i think my technical ability would win in the end.

12)myself cos obviously i got some hate/anger issues and need to teach my self a lesson and it would be a fair match to say the least.

jordan (katie price) in absolutley any way i was allowed too!

i would fight my dad

on the street

If Marianne is sscrapping with Jordan then I`ll have it on the cobbles with her pathetic entourage.

bruce lee cos am fed up ae folk goin on about him.

Nephlim cos hes a Cnut

Joey Barton

Alex Ferguson

Craig Ferguson

Wayne Rooney

Brian Harvey from East 17

That Romainian Circus worker who kicked the elephant

id like to also stick one on jordans chin! dnt condone any man hittin women but im afraid she could make me snap

phil i want her entire entourage too, mainly her though ;)

I would fight anyone, whether I would win or not is another story... lol

sorry i meant Craig Bellamy

the phoenix you have anger& Big Issues lol ( £1 outside M&S ) :-p

ian beale,the whole of the time team crew, and the go compare guy.

farhad

yes farhad also

lol

serious answer i would love to stick a loaf, loaf, hoof, hoof on postman pat because im fed up of that little black and white txxt shiting on my garden.

Jeremy Kyle ....end of ...........i'm a peace loving man but jesus he needs a serious slapping

Jesus, a quick forehead flash and a kick in the nuts, turn the other cheek now mutha fucker.


Hate mail to usual address

hahahaaaaa nice one

david cameron, snotty nosed cunt

I would fight ghandi

Good shout Jamin, little specky nappy wearing rascist prick,

Gandhi ??? Racist???
I thought Gandhi was one of the good guys?

I would like to fight

Bare knuckles
1.This promoter who refused to pay the guy who brought the cage AND MC'd his show then when i tried to intermediate (to stop his fat ass being dragged through court) between him and the cage guy called me "paki farhad" and said something about asians trying to take over Sheffield.

Under YAKUZA4 Rules :
2.Nephilim (LOL!!! , thats how seriously i take him)

Under the "come on you idiot lets have a friendly spar" (then kick F*** out of him rules) :

3. That CUNT of a P.E. Teacher who thinks hes hard ,does not deserve to be in the teaching profession (brain of a dinosaur and is an ignorant redneck).

Under pretty much any rules :

4. Any of those dickheads round my area walking around with attitude and openly selling Ganja in the street to kids!!!

5. Ghulam Ahmed Mirza of Qadian (founder of Qadianism)
Elijah Mohammed (founder of nation of islam)
NOTE: Both of the above made their own dodgy religions up and are not to be confused with Islam at all.

George Bush
Saddam Hussain
Colonel Gaddafi (id like to bone his entire female army after too LOL)

6.Ashfak Ahmed :
Fat Retarded Terrorist Bastard! Kick F*** out of him then send him the F*** back to Bangladesh as hes outstayed his welcome in England! (Benefit scamming twat!)

lol farhad ya mad lol and NUmber 6 report him then and get him deported
Benifit fraud line start with and everyone shouldnt be afraid of splitting on them types whom suck the middle out of this country ( all types,and many English too )
why is it wrong to shop a "Wrong un" ???
shouldnt it be "Right"

GANDHI ON BLACKS AND RACE RELATIONS (Zulus and Kaffirs were African tribes in South Africa)

“A general belief seems to prevail in the colony that the Indians are little better, if at all, than the savages or natives of Africa. Even the children are taught to believe in that manner, with the result that the Indian is being dragged down to the position of a raw Kaffir.” (Reference: The Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi, Government of India (CWMG), Vol I, p. 150)

Regarding forcible registration with the state of blacks: “One can understand the necessity for registration of Kaffirs who will not work.” (Reference: CWMG, Vol I, p. 105)

“Why, of all places in Johannesburg, the Indian Location should be chosen for dumping down all the Kaffirs of the town passes my comprehension…the Town Council must withdraw the Kaffirs from the Location.” (Reference: CWMG, Vol I, pp. 244-245)

His description of black inmates: “Only a degree removed from the animal.” Also, “Kaffirs are as a rule uncivilized - the convicts even more so. They are troublesome, very dirty and live almost like animals.” - Mar. 7, 1908 (Reference: CWMG, Vol VIII, pp. 135-136)

The Durban Post Office: One of Gandhi’s major “achievements” in South Africa was to promote racial segregation by refusing to share a post office door with the black natives.


Gandhi and South African Blacks: Gandhi wrote extensively about his experiences with the blacks of South Africa. He always termed them “Kaffirs” and his writings reveal a deep-seated disdain for these African natives

Wow steve i never knew that, gandhi has mooved up on my list now

Bleeding hell thats shocking!!!

holier that though Bullshit!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc732uzUkw4

Got any shit on Mother Teresa Stevie?

check the youtube link phil

There's an actual documentary about her stevie - was on a few months back. Tells you a lot more crazy shit that the penn and teller show doesnt.

Is that the one with Christopher Hitchens, i know he wrote a book about her called the missionary position

Aye it is stevie - quite an old documentary actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ0i3nCx60

when they wanted to turn her into a saint, the vatican asked hitchens to act as the devils advocate, basically providing the case against her, the book and doc came out of this, as did a few facts hitherto unknown

I'm with Nathann the go compare guy

Another one for the Go-Compare guy... annoying fucker! infact i'd quite like to see him vs the meerkat in a cage fight to the death!

Robbie Savage.. i'd like to offer an reasonable explaination, but all I keep coming back to is he's a class A cunt.

Me vs Wayne Rooney, bare knuckle street fight, all in. I hate wannabe hard-men and gobshites and he fits both nicely. However, i am a little concerned at what tactics he would employ because his head looks the same from the front and the back.

Also;

Me vs Maragret Thatcher in MMA. I bet she's not made out of Iron after all, the Poll tax bitch.

The maggie thatcher one made me LOL