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Topic:Master Ted Lamb
mongkol killed it for me cheers rob now i gotta watch all 93 videos Who is this guy? Does anyone know him? What a pile of shit! lol The warmup is amazing youtu.be/hgwiJ09ViUQ I'm in my dojo/garden now. I've just copied his warm up. I'm going to be invincible by the time I next fight lol Leave the poor guy alone!! lol. im sure hes not doing anyone any harm?! Not sure why he's videoing himself mind? Although Im kind of glad he is! Apparently he has a fight record of 66-10!!!! anyone know this guys? Brilliant ! His record is 76 fights, 66 Wins (38 by KO) and 10 losses. hhhmmmmmmm? lol Is he available for seminars ALL I want is for him to miss and smash that patio door. I like the fact that for added authenticity he has the 'Sarama' playing lol
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 09:13:28 ![]() I promised myself I was going to give AX up..... But this is too good an opportunity to miss!! Does anyone actually know this guy or has he been under the radar? This seems like master nick hewitson all over again. Scary thing about all this and this poor guy is that Iv seen worse, a lot worse! (Me, to name but one!) He is a new hero, A legend amongst men lol... His videos show that he gets a fairly decent number in to his class though. The Ray Mears of Muay Thai :) www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=552011194830414 this guy is tougher :)
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 09:37:17 Anyone who thinks this guy is harmless is missing a serious point.... There are hundreds of genuine coaches up and down the country who put in massive personal sacrifices to train their fighters/students. I built my own gym up from hard graft and time served on the road at shows and interclubs. I never claimed to be a 'master' a champion or any other nonsense I honestly told people my background in the sport and let my talking be done in the ring through my students. People who are making money by using a made up background such as a 'master' title or fake fight record could be committing an offence under the fraud act of 'fraud by false representation'. They are also undermining the hard working honest coaches who are doing things the right way!! the pic is priceless with the jippo washing drying and the bins in background
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 10:15:40 Haha, can't remember when I last laughed so much, if you like the campsite one you will love this!!!
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Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 10:16:48 ![]() looks about on similar par to the other masters in muay thai! im starting to see a repeating factor of what the criteria takes to be a master! just a lot of talk! So, as someone that's not really into Thai, can i ask; is his technique bad? Quick Google search turned up this blog.easygym.co.uk/mma-studio-launches-at-our-gym-in-croydon Apart from videos there ain't much info on this guy. Videos had me in stitches. totally agree with you neil! the guy is crap! never trained in his life or atleast been taught anything possibly emulating what hes seen in movies
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Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 12:02:18 The pedal push kick is my favourite!! Super Ted. I am now starting to think this guy is just a very clever comedian!! Either way he has kept me entertained this afternoon.
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 12:09:12 This one is a classic, from his Facebook. He is playing the blood sport music in the background, he can't be for real.... www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151438746164899
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 12:14:32 Police all over the country will be investigating the mysterious disappearance of fence posts from farmers fields!!! Lol. All thanks to superted. Walter Mitty is in the house Of all the things that annoy me, the first thing I see is "muay thai boxing" on his shirt. boxing thai boxing. great. Follow @mister_ted_lamb on twitter haha dunno which sadact has created it but he's following me! Quality I have done nothing all day except watch his videos, hilarious :) @master_ted_lamb , my bad
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 13:01:27 Is it just me who is looking forward to master Teds appearance on AX?? Some of the comments on his you tube vids today have been priceless. @Phil Shed you need to invite him to do one of his demos in the ring at the main event in the interval, it would literally bring the roof down, especially if he brings his fence post with him!!! Lol Why does Richard Grannon come to mind?
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-23 14:20:03 ![]() Comedy genius or a little bit special, either way Master Ted is awesome. Lunney did u like his thai language skills lol krab krob krum - thank you lol shocking and how he bows to everything proper cowboy!
callitlikeiseeit Posted: 2014-01-23 18:09:33 I notice he's wearing some Scorpions Gym shorts in one his videos. Maybe the Wakelings know of this nutter......maybe they don't. The videos are not from his Garden/shed, they actually Filmed at Broadmoor High Security Facility for the criminally Insane! Teddy Boy is their worse case!
Twiglet Posted: 2014-01-24 03:15:59 Beating oneself with a fence post(a good bit of pine), obtained from any hardware store, approx 2.5 inches in diameter, is probably the best self conditioning method i have ever seen. I definitely dont have the skill of whacking myself and countering with a cutting elbow. Years of repetitive training that. he s a bellend , that double elbows video is the worst.
billybigconkers Posted: 2014-01-24 04:19:49 I like the teep video, he can't even keep his balance hitting thin air. I don't know if he's been to the wakeling camp once to buy his shorts but he's the type of numpty u get in pattaya & I think they had a scorpions camp. His q&a where he throws his mongkol on the floor & his Thai are eye openers as well On his YouTube comments he said the 'Scorpians' shorts were given to him by a friend as a gift who is an ex fighter from there?
peetee Posted: 2014-01-24 07:15:31 the Q and A 's vid on you tube is a classic, come on guys this is a wind up yeh ?? i love him, best laugh ive had in years
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 07:19:20 His twitter account which has now gone viral is Phil Sheddon taking the piss I reckon!!! He has almost a 100 followers on his facebook account now. Lol he must know something is up as he has removed the add him as a friend option on fb Haha Gribbon how dare u suggest such a thing! There can be only one Ted, surely His FB has a 'follow' option only. That's been on there since yesterday. His Twitter account left his location services on and a tweet was sent from Leicestershire (They have now been deleted). He does have a FB group called Master Ted's Dojo which you have to request to join. I actually enjoyed that!! Conditioning your palms??????.............the dude is obviously mentally ill, hope he gets help.
Matthook Posted: 2014-01-24 15:46:12 This man is street fighter you ring fighting pussys you need them hard palms for the Croydon riots GINGER KILLER
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 15:52:40 Sawadee Khrap, I have just been made aware of this site by one of my loyal students. I can't Believe all the hate towards me muay tai boxing is supposed to be about respect isn't it? Master Ted. This thread is about to go mental hahaha
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 16:01:41 I don't have time to address you all individually, when you have achieved the rank of master like I have then we can talk. Mai Pen Rai. Master Ted.
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 16:06:26 All my hard work is finally paying off, I get invited to come and teach at gyms all over Britain and I have recently been invited to come and perform a crabby kaboong and muay tai boran demo in Liverpool. 76 pro fights, achieved the rank of ajarn and you will reap the rewards like me. All the negativity is just jealousy.
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 16:11:58 Oh and to the weirdo on Facebook who calls himself sparky Bumblast, please stop sending me inappropriate messages, I know you will be one of the trolls reading this site. I am NOT gay I am a happily married man. I am totally offended by the comments you put on my Facebook site saying I was gay and mental. I am happily married and I haven't been under the doctor for more than 10 years. Buddha bless you. Master Ted. sure this guy trained at sandys,then opened darwen thai,then disappeared down london,think his name is bernard,i may be wrong
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 16:20:47 Ted, Firstly, I thank you for brightening up my week your videos are entertainment gold. Sparky Bumblast is the same bloke who invited you to Liverpool to do a demo in the interval of his show in March I think. God knows what he has been saying to you, but I am sure he is just winding you up. Before this thread descends into a frenzy and you are verbally attacked, threatened and god knows what else, let me just spell it out for you, the whole of the UK muaythai community now knows you are a fraud. Your only hope at redemption is to denounce your made up fight record, title of master and tell everyone you are only joking and have invented one of the cleverest comedy characters ever.... You will actually make some genuine friends and probably money. Ironically more than if you were a Genuine coach (which we all know you are not). Swallow that pride big fella and embrace the comedy, the alternative is far worse..... Chicken wing elbow!!! Lol (sorry couldn't help it)
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 16:29:50 Is Johnny right Ted? Did you train with Sandy Holt?? cant believe i have spent over a hr trying to find a fight somewhere of teds,76 fights and sod all.
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 16:32:36 Ha, only an hour Johnny, I wasted a fully day yesterday watching all of his 93 YouTube vids.... Priceless (sorry Ted) it looks like him,and he actually taught like that ,its gotta be him
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 16:34:47 Ha, this just gets better.
MaiPenRai Posted: 2014-01-24 16:39:40 Haha ted I'm disappointed you.won't accept my advances Come and do a demo for us tho :-)
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-24 16:43:46 Ha, Sparky what the hell have you been saying to him!?? Haha. He is a happily married man....!
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 16:57:10 Since this site was created about me by Robert Hayweed I have had my Facebook accounts hacked and my personal photos have been photoshopped and placed on gay contact websites!! I have also had various abusive emails and someone calling themselves Liamhitman has been commenting on nearly all of my YouTube instructional videos threatening to tear me apart...... People need to remember I am a master of MUAY thai, crabby kaboom, gung fu and have had 76 pro fights in Thailand. I am not a geezer you want to threaten. Oh my days...... This has gone viral.... wtf. ..... league of gentleman shit going on..
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-24 17:06:59 Someone called les brooks has now hacked my Facebook group for my gym and is witting abuse all over it. thats never the real master ted, its a wind up! his classes look busy though! im sure it would be krabbi krabong! I noticed a picture on easy gyms facebook page of a bjj class it's same room as some of teds videos. ted thats cos Les is an actual boxing coach he was also worked in Thai gyms and you mate are a pisstake. Saw that someone did a good chicken thighs vid also lol
Neil Gribbon Posted: 2014-01-25 02:09:44 NO..... Master Teds YouTube channel has been taken down!!!!
billybigconkers Posted: 2014-01-25 03:07:11 I admit I did laugh at this but I do wonder how farang fighters in general would react if they were given abuse by top Thai nak muay. I'm not saying this to offend but more often than not when our top fighters are competitive against Thais it is when the Thai is jet-lagged, fighting out of his comfort zone and giving away weight. If this wasn't the case then there would be far more western/farang stadium champions, the fact that there aren't should tell the difference in how Thais perform in front of their own crowd and without giving away all the weight that they do. Imho many fights would have completely different outcomes had they taken place in the actual stadiums of Thailand and that doesn't necessarily mean that the fights would need to be contesting a belt I think the guy was different, I wouldn't want him as a coach but he did seem to want to help people albeit in an uneducated manner. Some of his videos looked like he'd been a gym somewhere although it sounded like he'd taught himself Thai from books I think it's a shame that he was targeted and subjected to a form of bullying. I think it's also sad that an ex policeman is selective in his application of the law in would I can only interpret as turning a blind eye to friends dubious acts. There was mention of this guy committing "fraud by false representation" yet there was no mention of this legislation/law against a well known numpty that was looking promote his illegal tours, presenting himself to a UK audience as a tour guide when its a known fact he has no official papers granted by the Thai authorities to work in Thailand within this role. The fact that he was looking to defraud people by false representation with his claims about himself and locations and distances, looking to fleece unsuspecting victims whilst being given the support of the MT community simply because he offered an incentive in cash-back to anyone that presented him with victims/students (it would be your own students/friends that were paying you that cash-back) Then there's the case that this whole episode seems to have turned into a mass form of online bullying with an ex-policeman(possibly active) taking part. I'm quite sure that harassment & online bullying are illegal and have had some headlines of late as a result I sincerely doubt that anyone that has harassed or mocked this guy promotes themselves as a bully and I genuinely suspect that most promote themselves as running family, friendly gyms that don't tolerate any forms of bullying For all the flack regarding my use of a nickname online I find it strange that so many trained martial artists/fighters/coaches would conduct themselves in this manner with no thought for the consequence of their actions. There's often talk of cowardice on this forum yet it's generally accepted by the masses that bully's are cowards and pick their victims Its all well and good saying you are looking to oust "fraudsters" however I believe it is corrupt when the law is applied to some and not all and I also believe that vigilantism is also illegal and would not be deemed as a valid defense in a court of law billybigconkers - you make some valid points! Unfortunately this has turned somewhat nasty IMO. I'll hold my hands up I'm guilty of taking the piss a bit myself feel a bit guilty now 2bh. ![]() Think we should all get some as a show of respect to the great man instead of slagging him off pmsl I've even seen a RIP poster on fb that's too far!! Master Ted , you are a very entertaining man, I wish you well. Funny how you can completely humiliate this poor bloke, but on the other thread you defend that utter cock howson. i heard master nick killed master ted for disgracing home made muay thai techniques! rip ted! Ted......i refuse to call you master cos your not You are delusional mate. You might have fought 76 alcoholic or yabba addicted Thai but that doesn't make you pro level. You can't even spell krabi krabong correctly. Your technique is sloppy and poor and you clearly have NO understanding of muay Thai customs. Your mongkol is not supposed to touch the floor!!!! Your a fraudulent, fake, mcdojo teaching fool. This can all be resolved quite easily though. Give us the name of the camp you trained and the stadiums you fought at. I'm sure that there are people who can verify your story. And as a gesture of goodwill, here is my fight record; 9f 9l I was trained by Pierre mahon, rich cadden and dale wood. I've only got 1 notable name i fought, Luke Turner, and i lost to him via 3rd round KO. So I've told you a bit about my fight record....tell me more about yours. If you don't want to post it on here that's fine, my email address is on my profile. If you email me it will be in the strictest confidence. I CHALLENGE YOU TO PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE
AndySutton Posted: 2014-01-25 09:45:53
AndySutton Posted: 2014-01-25 09:50:21 I have to agree with Edwards Paulie, why has this thread, which is clearly designed to take the p*** and humiliate someone, been allowed to continue yet the one having a pop at Howson was quickly removed?
makka Posted: 2014-01-25 09:57:18 Jesus man, who gives a shit really? Seems like some people are losing sleep over this guy. He's a comedy act, that's all. If people are taken in by him then more fool them.
MasterTed Posted: 2014-01-25 11:11:19 Sawadee Krap, I promised Grandmaster Cian Pow I would never get involved in arguments on the ax kickbox website. He said to me three things: 1) don't buy your yabba from anyone in the gym 2) don't join the AX it will take your sole 3) never tell any farang about your THAI fight record, they not believe you I am real, to feel my power come and see me on twitter @master_ted_lamb Mai Pen Rai M.Ted I would never let this thread continue if they would have accepted my application for the moderator role. Its a sad day when martual artists attack other fellow martial artist. Sad sad day its a sad day when gingers are allowed to use Twitter
Elby Posted: 2014-01-25 14:04:19 I only added myself to his Fb group. I can't hack anything unless using a hatchet.
Elby Posted: 2014-01-25 14:24:06 The FB page asked for an admin so being an upstanding resposible person I voluteered. Overnight I have added 258 members It only had 27 members yesterday and they were mainly his mum & some window lickers. Anyway Ted if you're out there I reckon you owe me a few quid. Actually keep it and buy a new tennis racket for ya head. The person claiming to be father ted on here is 1. not me and 2. someone other than teddy. I have figured out who his impersonator is! So come clean before I grass on you.
MaiPenRai Posted: 2014-01-25 15:07:41 It's not me, good try with the MPR tag at the end ha I too think that master Ted is trying to be master ken. Nice try but no cigar lol What is the point your trying to make putting up Mr Boland's video clip?
skud187 Posted: 2014-01-26 07:58:08 Just when I thought the Ax Glory days were over!!!! Master Ted you have united the Muay Thai Community and Ax is back!!!
Elby Posted: 2014-02-08 11:38:51 Just got a call from someone claiming to be a PC Price from Croydon Police saying Ted has made a complaint about all the internet abuse he's been getting and how it's affecting his business. He asked me to take down this page, I can't do that cos I never started this page, as far as I know Ted did so only he can close it. PC Price 103ZD gave me a phone number (0207 161 8051) which doesn't get answered when I call it. Think it could have been Ted or one of his friends impersonating a police officer lol that's not a Croydon number. That's Gipsy Hill Police Station. Doesn't take Poirot to work out that is BS, "Just got a call...." did you Elby? Because of the "Internet abuse"? How did the police no to contact you specifically, especially as you have no profile?! It's more likely that they would contact the original poster, The lad that actually has his name shown, and more to the point would take 2 minutes to find a contact number for The whole "Ted" issue would be comical if it wasn't repeated all over the country, by fighters and "masters", conning the public, as the MT community sits saying nothing :( i dont see any of this as internet abuse, if you open yourself up, make a fool of yourself pretend to be something that you are not (i know hes not the only one) then cry about it when people take the piss thats not internet abuse thats to be expected! Weazel, didbn't you train under Master nick for a while? AndyC, yes mate, about 2 1/2 years when I was 17/18 ish. I have made no secret of that fact, I actually appreciate what I now know so much more after that experience. :)
TINO Posted: 2014-02-13 09:37:48 Iv been to a well established /respected london gym that had a intructor teaching who was on master teds level, it was horrific. The guys had 1 interclub fight and was teaching with some seriously dodgy technique, apparently came from a karate background. Weazel I think we may have had our first interclub togethr at KO Gym in bethnal Green. I 'fought' a bloke from your gym, one of the instructors I think (smallish chubby fella)! Twas many moons ago! AndyC, no wayyyyyy! Well you know first hand how absolutely dire the standard of our club was! However,, that lad is now the "kru" of a local gym, another "master Ted" if ever I saw one! Off topic, but how does Johnny Taylor know this fella? i was wrong,but we had a guy train at bolton for a couple of yrs,then he opened a gym in darwen called bernard,he was the double of master ted,he even taught like him. i went to the guy your talking abouts dym 1 time to see it and the poor guys had no idea, someone was holding pads for me (very badly) and the head coach came and said you need to punch with your arm not your shoulder and hips! i thought wow you guys know nothing Sponsor ha, ha Weazel. many moons ago mate.I was 80kgs, 6ft 2 and he was slightly heavier and was about 5ft 5" with a big belly. He was truly awful; they stopped it in the first minute (these were the days when interclubs were decisions and prety much a bad quality AM fight). It made me think I was really good at the time; false sense of security; he was just shit and I was average at best! Sponsor: © Copyright - Brian Ritchie |
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