Mark Lee.

Ok i know weve already done this before but it has been a while and lets face it, it was fucking funny. Here's the latest pic of Mark (the so called predator) Lee at work lifting his pipes. (p.s he's a scaffolder the gay piece of arse rapist.)

there once was a man named Mark Lee.
people thought he was a chimpanzee.
he was tall fat and hairy
but not very scary
and his weight was 4x more than me.

best thread 2005 LMFAO

scares me tho, lol

well done lads

ROFLMAO...
(roll on floor laugh my arse off)

I am "that wierd farang" laughing at a computer screen in a bkk internet cafe!!!!!!

cracking rhym liam!!!!

dont think your gettin of that easy beag.

there once was a man named beagle.
his tan should of been made illegal
hes orange and gay
but he likes it that way
and wen he turns up to weigh in hes feeble.

:-D ho ho ho

Ha ha, class!!!


There was a wee fella named Hitman
He was ugly and smelly, but he could 'hit' man
He lived in Bangkok
With a lad named J rock
And battered Frensh tourists like a mad man

Da da!!

Mr Cadden, he lives in Yorkshire
How he got that orange? no one's too sure
Anyway, he's fucked off to Thailand
Where to fight he'll try his hand
And hopefully not come home with a lady whore




The last line is lacking slightly but my vocabulary ran out......sorry!

way too much time on your hands!!!! :) lol (good rhym though)


There one was a man named Liam,
...and he was a twat!!! :@)

(thats it...simple as!) :p

ps Dave: leave it to liam...yours are as shite as mine!!!! :)

Liam...I'll let you finish these....

There goes a man called dirty dave,
he lives with his wife in cave,

There once was a man named andy,
who liked to smell womens panties,

Now, go on....be brave!....

There is kru called mr.smith....



(talk about "too much time"!)

there once was a man named dirty dave
he lived with his wife in a cave
he had a pet skunk
which he covered in spunk
which taught it to not misbehave.

ha ha i know ya liked that beag.

there once was a man named andy
he likes to get drunk on brandy.
he likes to be fat
and says howd ya like that
and hes havin an affair with a girl named mandy.

sorry sally.

there once was a man named mr smith.........and he was proper ace.

darnt do it, he he.

im glad no-ones surname from your gym is hunt

Wots wrong with MY surname pinsinchai?????

LOL

FB'Slim

lol you started it, ill let them finish it

there was a fight fan called paul hunt....

this is pure comedy gold
keep it up

LOL! Brillllliant! Bad Co training sessions must be a riot! As Stevie said, please keep it going!

there once was an internet geek called pinsinchai
who thought thai's were the best, mai dai!
he typed away on ax
cos he couldnt work a fax
when we prove him wrong at wolves he'll cry!!!!!

GO ENGLAND!!!! 4-0


:)))))))

Time to get the duke-man in on the action....

There once was a guy called ben dukes





(I'll let my compadres Liam finish off this bad-boy!)

every one ben dukes nickname is Franklyn so im gonna go with that........

there once was a man named ben franklyn
we caught him in the gym toilets wanking.
we knew it wouldnt be long
before mark lee got turned on.
so he went in with him to give him a spanking.

just thought of a good one for dirty he he.

there once was a man named dave
he hired a thai girl to come be his slave
she nearly drowned in a flood
of shit spunk and blood
with his outrageous sexual ways.

sorry that one was a bit explicit.

On ax there is Noi666
he likes to suck ladyboys dicks
his palms are hairy
and he acts like a fairy
now piss off beag and play with some sticks.

TADA.....

There was an instructor named Smith
who's classes id quite like to miss
but im unfit and fat
and look like a twat
so id better get to the gym really.

He,he im liking these.

right, i've finally joined ax, so time for my poem

there once was a boy called ben franklyn,
who was trying to reach No1 in the rankings,
and if i ever become good,
which hopefully i should,
i'm gonna kick some ass for spying on me wanking!

Frank Dog.

Welcome to axe lad, Good poem by the way mate keeping up with the idiot antics of me Liam and Dave (well our gym in general really) thats what i like to see.

There once was a fighter named franklyn
who was sick and tired of us talking bout wanking
he came here on axe
and i nearly collapsed
and come monday ill give him a tanking.

Howd ya like that woman?? lol.

there once was a guy called paul hunt,
who's low-kick was more like a punt.
He joined us ax
Just for the craik
n I'm strugglin' to find a rhym not to say......FATBOY! :)

there once was a guy called paul hunt,
who's low-kick was more like a punt.
He joined us ax
Just for the craik
n I'm strugglin' to find a rhym not to say......FATBOY! :)

there once was an ax-er called andyBC
who fights dwarfs at 40kilo's, u see.
His belly is fat,
he smells like a rat
Between fights he goes up to 80k-G.

theres a girl at badco called michelle,
down to her knees she fell...
She gave j-rock head
then took him to bed
then for five years we all gave her hell...




(harsh,but true!) :) sorry!

we have a k1 contender called Vasili
whos power I under-estimated, massively
He hit me with a right hand
I thought I'd been panned
Until I got Dave to kick himup...smashingly!!!

howdy ben...........beag beatiful michelle rhyme.

There is a young lad named Noi,
On trips to Thailand he'd enjoy...
training at camps and fighting the champs,
then cosy nights in with his Katoi !!

FB'Slim

lol fatboy

he goes by the name noi666
he often struggles to find girls clits
he paid a thaiwhore to show him
instead she wanted to blow him
but he couldnt get a hard on for shit

...and there was me being nice Fatboy!!!!

...and there was me being nice Fatboy!!!!

there was a guy called liam robinson
he had trouble in getting a hard-on
he thought he was slick
and developed a neat trick
and bought a thai-wife from Ubon.

Unfortunately his lil trick didnt work,
the lazy bint, the job she did sherk.
She spent all day long
polishing her shlong
cos the bird turned out to be a bloke!!!!

TADA!!!!! :))))

there once was a bloke called Fatboy
who liked to make jokes about Katoi
Pinsinchai said dont knock it
of course you can fuck it
n He'll still give you head you'll both enjoy!!!

mmmm payback

this stinks and has no flow but at least some of it rhymes

there was an old man name of cadden
who made his way to top the ranking ladder
that means he's better than you and me
so it will have to be a plan you see
read my next rhyme to unravel...

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attack him after he fights showers
he'll have used up lots of power
either that or grab that bird off Channel5
he goes weak when he sees her
tries to tempt and tease her
when she clearly would eat him alive

im carrying it on after your eat him alive line...............

he tried to tempt her with his orange tan,
he said look im the tango man,
when im under your spell
ill do house work aswell
so come live with me in my caravan.

she said sorry mr c but no way.
that tan is just way too gay.
so get resting those powers
before ya fight showers
or he,ll take ya number 1 slot away...........not.

caddens heart was now broken ya see.
he was gutted as a man can be.
but it wouldnt be long
before he was off to pat pong.
and returning to england with an STD.

Laim,

I think you have a career as a poet when the fightin stops!!!

LOL
FB'Slim

There was a wee fella named Jrock
He liked this lass in the gym to suck his c**k
Kept going round her flat
Where his face she would sat
Now he's got a nasty rash on his left bollock

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There was a fair maiden named Charlotte
She rode a bike, had a beard, bit of a harlot
Thai boxers gave her the horn
So she flew to Bangkok and shagged Tawn
And when she came home talked about it 'a lot'


Sorry Charlotte! your not really a bearded biker prostitute but it's all that'd rhym love. :@)

LOL ....bearded biker prostitute!!!! classic!!!

he he good one dave

There was a girl named Thalita
in Thailand jrock he would meet her
she sat on his face
and tied his shoe lace
and made him sing songs that did please her.


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Charlotte Webster she went to Bangkok
whilst there she sucked on Tawn's cock
but now she's got home
she's all on her own
and sits in eating Blackpool rock.

quality

jordan watson is a bit of a pimp
in the gym his dicks never limp
hes shagged thalita and michelle
whos next...who can tell
probably a big bingo winged chimp.

now michelle has fallen in love
jordans cock fitted just like a glove
ok that may not be true
shes had a cock or 2.
and also likes golden showers from above.

now thalita wasnt impressed
she was disgusted by the sight of michelle undressed
a slap round her face
for being such a disgrace
now michelle is very distressed

Now jordan he does like a fuck
but michelle needs a nip or a tuck
she's small and quite round
and is from out of town
and her teeth they are covered in muck.

There's Bad Co' gym over in Leeds,
Who's fighters all like dirty deeds,
Think Like Jordan the 'Boy'
'Every women's a TOY'
He's just out sowin SEEDS!

Then there's little brown Rich Cadden,
Many a women he will sadden,
Cos the Gift of the Gab he does Lack,
And always the women turn their back
Then he just says...'Is it cos I is Black?'

Then there's the main man called Liam,
You can't miss him when ya see him,
With hair like a parrot,
and knob like a carrot,
And Jordan Calder just wants to be him????!!

he he he he

FB'Slim

lol keep em comin

Absolute class Liam! Good job you're leaving the country Me Shell will be banging you up (and she might arrest you as well). HA

For those that haven't already, check out the new Badco message forum, should get amusing.

http://badcompany.stuttersystems.com

class fatboy.
yeah check out are forum ill probably get banned from it.

Easy Fatboy, leave my son out of this. Only joking I know you're having a laugh.

I never knew that people from leeds could be so poetical Wordsworth will be turning in his grave

A good reputation has Bad Co`s
For training girls that are ho`s
The lads they wear pink
Whilst the girls give a wink
and say "it`s £20 for a blow"

Now now phil you don't know the girls and have no clue what any of the poems mean most arent even true they are just fun and we needed something to rhyme....only we get to call our girls hoe's. Now be gone with you,he,he.

there was a little gimp named sabena
who's armpits i wish could be cleaner
she wear's a flat cap
and her photo's are crap
you'd agree with me if you seen her.

god thats a good one.

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there was a man named james france
before he fights he does a gay dance
what more can i say
he's from the YMCA
and walks round in his underpants.

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craig burke he is known as the FOOT
he lives with his wife in a hut
he likes to drink beers
then go fight some queers
so if your gay and see him keep your mouth shut.

last line was lacking in quality a little but what the hell i still pissed miself.

Sorry Andy, it was just a general theme I seemed to pick up through the other poems, don`t know where I got that from :)

sabena was a photographer lady
she liked to call her camera her baby
but i thinks thats a prank
her photos are wank
over her photos she masterbates daily.

so the next time shes taking some pics
ill smash her camera with big wooden sticks
tell her to stop being gobby
and find a new hobbie
like killing squirrels and ferrets with bricks.

now sabena has found a new game
killing squirrels stops her goin insane
she kills them all day
in a sinister way
like breakin there backs and splattering there brain

No probs phil mate i was only playing anyway. good rhyming skills shown tho.

there is a girl called jo
who likes to have sex in the snow
she rides a big bike
but she isn't a dyke?
when you see her please say hello.

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Sabena is a little imp
when boys see her they are always limp
she smells of cat wee
and lives in a tree
if im honest a bit like a chimp.

there was a young witch named michelle
upon you she could cast a spell
she has a blue rinse
and her arse makes you wince
but jordan thought oh what the hell.

Fair maiden I like that bit alot
True the bike I ride, but the beard I forget
The bit about harlot made me go scarlet
The rest is is just old ground and better forgot.


now my turn


Dave is a bumbag groupie we know
But in Thailand His weirdness did grow
He thought he'd look trim
With something skimpier on him
so their lasses bikini bottoms was all he wore.

nice try charlotte but its not quite the same standard but its the thought that counts.

give me a chance you lot had loads a practice

Bored at work and have nothing better to do so here is my feeble attempt - only having a laugh so I hope no one takes offence

Now the lads up at Bad Co are great
Just not sure if they're gay or they're straight
Pink shorts they do wear
And have pink in their hair
Please don’t hand me my ass on a plate !

Now the Hitman he punches like thunder
Not often you will see him blunder
He has so much class
Kicks everyone's ass
But Im sure his hairdresser's Stevie Wonder

Next we have Andy BC
Not bad for his height, four foot three
Between fights he balloons
To the size of three baboons
Even then he's still better than me

Not forgetting Jordan as well
Gives all his opponents hell
Not yet at his peak
Still beat two Thai's in a week
Now what's the story with him and Michelle ?

In the ring Mr C is no slob
Hope the world title he'll rob
He is the man
But what the hell is that tan
Tango called and said you've got the job

Now Mr Smith is the Kru
Whatever he says you will do
Got the number one gym
So well done to him
How's that for ass kissing thank you !

Now finished this rhyme and Im tense
Hope the Bad Co lads don’t take offence
Just doing this rhyme
To help pass the time
Perhaps I should have more damn sense !

V V good jdm!!

lol jdm lot better than my feeble attempt

class jdm LOL

Liam liked posting poems on the forum
Liked to show all the guys he's no moron
But we know much better
He aint really that clever
And his dads got a new dish wiv lotsa porn on

Liam liked posting poems on the forum
Liked to show all the guys he's no moron
But we know much better
He aint really that clever
And his dads got a new dish wiv lotsa porn on

he he ha good one dave.

...is he doing you out of business Dave?



jdm - well funny!!!!!
Very good.... and with Liams help, HE could-be-the-best!!!!
(ace ventura ref:)

I've hardly been on ax or been to the gym and I still get slated!! Oh how I've missed being on ax!!! Never mind! And no I'm not complaining Andy and Liam about the poems! I found them rather amusing!! I was sat at work pissing myself laughing!!

there once was a boxer called liam
all the underage girls came to see 'im
he thort if theres grass on the pitch
im nailing this sh*t
till pete crooke and his mates came and took 'im

Pinsinchai get off the computer and get on the road you have a fight in a few weeks so get your scrawny ass out on the road running.Grand master ajarn kru Rik.

Was searching for an old thread about gyms in Singapore and found this (random!?)... Made me piss myself laughing so thought I'd have to bring it back to life. Hahahahaha at liam badco and andybc!!!

nice

LMAO id forgot about this badboy :D someone quick get Liams up from today from Thrasheres facebook wall its amazing, haha.